SOME GUY ASKED HOW BIG BIGFOOT'S PENIS IS WHY WHYYY
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Replying to @MeggGriffin
Pssh, that’s the easy, lazy question. The real question is, does a bigfoot have a baculum? (That’s also the title of the most cursed parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.)
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Replying to @AlexLaVelle2005 @MeggGriffin
Of course he does. The only reason humans don’t have a baculum is that God took it from Adam to create Eve. “Rib” was a mistranslation. The Hebrew “tsela” never meant rib (and males aren’t missing one anyway) -it means a protruding member.
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Replying to @Finn_Cullen @AlexLaVelle2005
Finn, my love, how much of that is bull shit
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Replying to @MeggGriffin @AlexLaVelle2005
It’s been put forward as a real theory by, among others, Biblical scholar Ziony Zevit but it’s not generally accepted. I offered it as a curious and amusing gem of trivia rather than as something I believe.
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I like it I'll accept it
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