Am going to live tweet as I read Annie Morphs. I'm sorry. I watched two demon movies, I'm not sleeping, and my other books are all some form of horror.
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In some way the protagonist feels like an all grown up H*um*nom*rphs
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I got distracted by tiktok.
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My head canon before I actually hit this part: the main character in this book is the old man we thought Jake had killed.
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This guy is acting like seeing an alien is not the most fascinating thing that could happen. "This is the probably the biggest adventure these kids have been on! They haven't experienced LIFE!"
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Mother effer there are tentacles in this book.
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19 pages before we get to the first stripper
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Okay back to this and the stripper with the biggest tits ever and a see through thong. Lord help me.
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Oh he has absorbed the stripper's DNA as she gave him a lap dance and she....has maybe passed out.
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Oh different but actual legit morphing vibes
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Oh God I hate this dude
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Dude is legit going to get stuck in morph because he can't stop playing with himself
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Okay now he's robbing casinos am here for that no another sex scene?!
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Oh he is now stuck as a woman. Surprisingly still not transphobic.
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Still not transphobic, but is definitely not being nice to sex workers. Also weird editing issues.
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I finished the book. I don't personally recommend it to anyone, but in case you are wondering: It ends with a threesome with "twins" and then them deciding they should, oh yeah, help the alien resistance group by giving them the information gleamed from the aliens and cash.
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And they're going to do it over Facebook.
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