AITA for my zombie apocalypse "plans"? https://bit.ly/3fso6Qe pic.twitter.com/hkH6Gv9mwq
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AITA for my zombie apocalypse "plans"? https://bit.ly/3fso6Qe pic.twitter.com/hkH6Gv9mwq
As I was reading this, I sat and thought about how I told my bestie and roommate that I would essentially roll over too because you never see people with extreme health issues survive now and I just keep laughing.
My husband and I have both agreed that we want to go out in the first wave of any apocalyptic event.
I'm not trying to fight off zombies or scavenge during a nuclear winter just to extend a miserable life for as long as possible.
RIGHT? I read Station Eleven while living in NYC and was like "oh yeah okay I will be dying I ACCEPT THIS."
I'm not made for extreme survival and scavenging. I'm just not. I'm perfectly fine with going out in the first wave, rather than slowly starving to death as I try in vain to forage and force food down. 
I mean, I would probably just hole up with those who I care about and/or be the meat stick bait for zombies. If my death helps, then it's worth it.
Honestly, the martyrs do often have the quickest deaths in zombie films. It's those that are selfish or fight even once they've been caught that have to have the worst deaths.
Based on your user name alone, I feel like we'd be great buds. Martyr buds.
I mean, I feel like those of us that love Supernatural and/or GISH have a proper understanding of the apocalypse. We knew about the toilet paper first, we just didn't listen 
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