"I'm not kid president, I'm the fucking Queen"
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hey. did you know the cops who fucking murdered breonna taylor aren't in jail yet?
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the first message I got on tinder was "you don't look 28" and in other news I'd like to be buried somewhere with a dogwood tree
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hand stuff! mouth stuff! crotch stuff! the holy trinity.
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kiss your own boo boos, slap your own ass, that's what I always say.
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just because you don't have a yeast infection doesn't mean there isn't a problem!
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I'm not dating any more bronies. im not a horse, I'm never going to be what you want.
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look, it's one thing to slam juice, it's another thing to slam juicy juice.
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0% juice for 0% kids.
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just saying if I were going on romantic space adventures with david tennant and he didn't fall in love with me back I would also be upset. ps: you rly need to think about why you hate martha
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