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Megan McCord
@Megan_McCord
6’ 2” of Hot Sadistic Awesome. Certified Usui and Shamanic Reiki 3 practitioner. Occasional Dominatrix. Always Adorbs.
New York, NYBorn October 31Joined May 2011

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Perks to being unemployed: your ex takes you out in the middle of the day mid week and buys you jewelry, feeds you Japanese BBQ, and gets you day drunk.
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Got fired today from vanilla job. They sent me my “Separation Information” Um. What?? Did I just get “Consciously Uncoupled” from my job??!!
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Update: SW clients and reiki clients are basically the same. They don’t read. Seriously all of the questions you are asking me were answered if you had bothered to read my intake form. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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One girl thinks I am going to suck her life force out of her because she had a bad experience. Lesson learned here: Energy work is like SW. Always research your provider!!!
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Such a fun night celebrating an amazing Lady!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Jesus Christ. It’s like Lord of the Flies. Just end it already so we can all move on with our lives.
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NYC “coming back” and all is great but I need people to get out of my way and I really miss being 100% sure I will have a seat in the subway during rush hour.
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I just watched a diabetes medication commercial where one of the side effects is a rash on your perineum. That just seems a little too specific. I have so many questions…
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Week 2 with my acupuncturist. I think that now he knows I feel things differently than the majority of his clients he is now using my body as a science experiment. Tonight he put a needle in my calf and I felt flames come out my foot. He was fascinated.
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Anyone know who the Dominatrix is in yesterday’s episode of Below Deck Med? I am enjoying how she says almost nothing and just quietly mentally notes her surroundings. I’m hoping she uses those notes against everyone in the future.
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I did a 90 minute Pure Barre intensive this morning. I just tried to get up off my couch and I fell over into my ottoman. My body hates me and I’m happy I had soft furniture to break my fall.
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Today I learned that the monkeypox vaccination site in LIC is not the place to go if you are looking to network with other SWs. It is the place to go if you want to sit in a room with some fabulous gay men though.
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Anyone know a reputable Domme in Montreal who enjoys heavy bondage and electrical? I have a friend visiting in the next few weeks and I can vouch for him.
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