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Megan McCord
@Megan_McCord
6’ 2” of Hot Sadistic Awesome. Certified Usui and Shamanic Reiki 3 practitioner. Occasional Dominatrix. Always Adorbs.
New York, NYBorn October 31Joined May 2011
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“Hooray! Hooray! It’s the 1st of May! First day of the year is here for outdoor fucking!” ~ My Grandfather.
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Someone just added me to a list on #NiteFlirt instead of calling me. Don't be that asshole. 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 10153573
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Dear I think I have a better chance of procuring Eras tour tickets before I am able to watch the #LOVEISBLINDreunion tonight.
Perks to being unemployed: your ex takes you out in the middle of the day mid week and buys you jewelry, feeds you Japanese BBQ, and gets you day drunk.
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Got fired today from vanilla job. They sent me my “Separation Information” Um. What?? Did I just get “Consciously Uncoupled” from my job??!!
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Dental cleaning appointment. I really love being waterboarded with the taste of mint mixed with my own blood.
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Update: SW clients and reiki clients are basically the same. They don’t read. Seriously all of the questions you are asking me were answered if you had bothered to read my intake form. 🤦🏼♀️
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Update: word has now spread regarding the weird lady. So now I have 2 more unexpected reiki sessions today. The lesson here is: never underestimate my ability to pull a session.
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One girl thinks I am going to suck her life force out of her because she had a bad experience. Lesson learned here: Energy work is like SW. Always research your provider!!!
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Reiki day at ’s vanilla job. Half of them love it and the other half think I’m a witch and refuse to look directly at me.
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Such a fun night celebrating an amazing Lady!! ❤️❤️❤️
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I want to wish the most wonderful of birthdays to Queen @ArianaChevalier. It was such a pleasure to celebrate your birthday this week w/ some of our Parthenon family. @Megan_McCord, @_MadameV, @AlexaComplex and not pictured, @at87875832 and @MistressCassandraNYC pic.twitter.com/vyhc1JeZzW
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Jesus Christ. It’s like Lord of the Flies. Just end it already so we can all move on with our lives.
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Finland being world’s happiest country in , I was asked by to provide three actionable tips on what makes Finns so happy:
☝️ Don't compare yourself to others
🌳 Take time to be in the nature
🤝 Build trust in your community
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Someone is having a good day watching this sexy scene of teasing and tormenting until she learned to love latex.
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Just sold a #clip - Always Wear Rubber with Hannah Hunt & Megan McCord clips4sale.com/studio/101149/
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Today I accidentally kicked my acupuncturist in the face getting onto the table. Then he apologized to me for the occurrence.
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Someone just added me to a list on #NiteFlirt instead of calling me. Don't be that asshole. 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 10153573
My Finnish sister took it upon herself to tell my 8 year old nephew and 6 year old niece that I am coming for midsummer. So now I guess I’m going to Finland in June. #emotionalblackmail
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Thank you and for saving my literal life tonight. Evidence kink friends always come though for each other. No matter how long. ❤️
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NYC “coming back” and all is great but I need people to get out of my way and I really miss being 100% sure I will have a seat in the subway during rush hour.
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Today I signed my coordinator’s work anniversary card “Congrats! 2 years is when the Stockholm Syndrome really kicks in!” Too much?
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I just watched a diabetes medication commercial where one of the side effects is a rash on your perineum. That just seems a little too specific. I have so many questions…
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Week 2 with my acupuncturist. I think that now he knows I feel things differently than the majority of his clients he is now using my body as a science experiment. Tonight he put a needle in my calf and I felt flames come out my foot. He was fascinated.
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Require Taylor Swift concert ticket buying slave.
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UM. Looks like I’ll get to see more of your beautiful faces than previously expected… we’re adding 8 shows to the tour 
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Happy 50th Birthday Salome! You taught me so many things when I was a wee baby Domme. ❤️🔥
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Anyone know who the Dominatrix is in yesterday’s episode of Below Deck Med? I am enjoying how she says almost nothing and just quietly mentally notes her surroundings. I’m hoping she uses those notes against everyone in the future.
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Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".
You'll never take me alive,
Nate
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I did a 90 minute Pure Barre intensive this morning. I just tried to get up off my couch and I fell over into my ottoman. My body hates me and I’m happy I had soft furniture to break my fall.
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Today I learned that the monkeypox vaccination site in LIC is not the place to go if you are looking to network with other SWs. It is the place to go if you want to sit in a room with some fabulous gay men though.
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Omicron booster: ✅
Flu vaccine:✅
Monkeypox vaccine: Friday
2 down. 1 to go.
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Someone just added me to a list on #NiteFlirt instead of calling me. Don't be that asshole. 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 10153573
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Watching the first episode of #RGIP on they clearly don’t know what they are doing because you don’t send a tech pack to a photographer. You send it to your factory. #fashionembarassment
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So I’m in a bathing suit on ’s couch and and I forgot to take kiddie pool pictures.
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Someone just added me to a list on #NiteFlirt instead of calling me. Don't be that asshole. 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 10153573
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Anyone know a reputable Domme in Montreal who enjoys heavy bondage and electrical? I have a friend visiting in the next few weeks and I can vouch for him.
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