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Is it because it's March, Boston? Is this a thing? #clearyoursidewalkspeople #nearlybrokemyneck #hashtagabuse

So we didn't pass the assault weapons ban. Makes sense. Why ban the things that make ours a responsible society?

Right, well. Here's giving this twittering thing another shot after a year or two absence. What'd I miss?

Real reason the #mbta won't put GPS trackers on the green line? We'd have proof of what we've suspected all along: it's a huge clusterf*ck.

Well that was fun, but now it's back to reality. Sigh.

The 15000 pound statue of freedom is now... the architect of destruction. #LifeAfterPeople #ThisIsAmazing

Time will turn our greatest cities... Into capitols... Of Destruction. #melodrama #LifeAfterPeople

Now, the beavers are planning a return to power. #LifeAfterPeople #YouCantMakeThisUp

Water, once the key to human existence, now a threat to everything he has built. DunDunDuhhh :D #LifeAfterPeople #LazySaturday

Lord, how can anyone not love this schlock? It's amazing! #LifeAfterPeople

Actually... Are there any other medievalist redditors? O_o

Any other medievalist redditors saddened by the state of /r/medieval? 3 posts, 512, 129, and 2 days old. :(

via @jeffreyjcohen http://n.pr/zLXnQV Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. -RM

@jephjacques please PLEASE make a T-shirt with the disappointed hunter-killer droids :) pretty please?

@theswainstweets okay, fair point -- but you should at least be able to make a decent run of it, not just make excuses why you can't.

@grumpyhistorian ooh, good question. I'm going to go with Moffat on this one: maybe he went back to plant the pear tree to steal from it.

@grumpyhistorian immortal is more likely but time time traveler is more fun ;)

If you can't describe your field of study in 3-500 words to an undergrad, retire. You've ceased to be of any use.

@nicklebygirl and anyway, I guess most of the folks who I want to know who I am already know... ish...