dude, if you want to talk about the game, plopping down next to the woman hiding from all the TVs on the patio with a book was not strategy
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“what a game, huh?” i look around at all the TVs that do not exist on the patio. “i, uh, haven’t really been paying attention.”
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“but it’s the world series!” “yeah, i know that much. mostly been paying attention to my book.” i go back to reading my book.
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dude politely excused himself and left, leaving me wondering *exactly* how did he think that was going to go?
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Replying to @arletterocks
This happens a lot to me. Usually not sexual in my case I think. Some idea that I’m obligated to provide public interaction services.
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It’s surprising how persistent lonely people can be in the face of a large unfriendly man glowering at them and refusing to say anything.
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