Assuming arguing against marriage *in general* is cheating, #2 looks tough and #3 impossible. Would love to see a persuasive answer to #3.https://twitter.com/meaningness/status/788150173109252096 …
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Ah, I forgot to think of the children! (Arguably it's shifting the goalposts slightly?) Those answers impressive nevertheless.
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