Include. It was the only competent movie out of the whole lot. The original was a fluke, everything else was toy marketing.
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Replying to @St_Rev
Tx! They run together in my memory. I guess if I’m going to see 9 I need to read all the plot summaries first
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Replying to @Meaningness @St_Rev
Basically: New Hope(1): "FUCK, there's a giant laser! Never mind, the idiot orphan from totally not Arrakis blew it up using his mind feels"
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Empire(2): "everything's fucked, were getting our asses handed to us. The idiot orphan almost got everyone killed and his own hand cut off by his dad. Oh, and he kissed his sister in the last one. Let's never speak of this again"
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Return of the Jedi(3): "The orphan is finally starting to be not a complete fuckup. There's another giant laser! orbiting a planet full of teddy bears. Father son battle commences. Bad dad now good dad throws emperor (bad +1) into a forever hole, redemption"
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The prequels(4-6): "the emperor is conniving politician. Ewan macgregor and Natalie Portman do their best opposite a cardboard cut-out. Cardboard cutout becomes bad dad primary antagonist of 1st 3. Lots to hate here"
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The Force Awakens(7): "FUCK, there's a giant laser! Idiot orphan from totally not Arrakis is female this time, completely competent, and everyone loves her. Is insturmental in blowing up laser." [Best part of this movie is the duel in the forest, it was actually good, find a clip
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The Force Awakens(8): "everything's fucked, we're getting our asses handed to us. Orphan has disturbing sexy dreams with primary antagonist. Original orphan does magic and dies. New orphan inexplicably even better than she was before."
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Replying to @AtaraxJim @St_Rev
Thanks, this was helpful! Probably haven’t seen 8; would probably remember disturbing sexy dreams. Remind me not to vacation on totally not Arrakis
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Replying to @Meaningness @St_Rev
Glad to be of service. Given that the most recent three demonstrate the truth of Nietzsche's eternal return, I expect another giant laser and for the emperor to be thrown down a forever hole
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I will look out for that :)
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