20 years old in a loud nightclub- look at all these glamorous people dancing and enjoying themselves 35 years old in a loud nightclub- look at these goobers who’ve decided their selective advantage is in paying too much to be somewhere no one can hear them speak
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Replying to @sentientist
My theory in my twenties was that all guys loathe clubs, but they’re a superstimulus simulation for something that got teenage girls ready for sex in the EEA. “Fertility rituals,” I suppose, which are documented in many/most premodern cultures. I haz aspergers, however.
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I... assume you don't mean the European Economic Area?
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Oh, yes, of course, the European Economic Area is famous for its fertility rituals! Ahem. “Environment of Evolutionary Adaptation”
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