My boss—a biologist—told me to buy Oracle. Me: What is Oracle, exactly? Boss: It’s a database. Me: Why do we want it? Boss: We have data. We have to put it in a database. Me: I don’t think so. Boss: Our data is important. Don’t argue, just go buy it. It should cost $10,000. 1/2
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Could've been worse - could have sent you looking for an Object-Oriented Database (a buzzword from that era I was never able to decipher).
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Yeah, I remember puzzling over that too. Maybe it was an ORM?
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