Marco Bonelli

@MeBeiM

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Italy
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.
Rođen/a 1996.

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    Police: “Sorry guys. You need to close. We need to evacuate - there’s been a terror incident just down the street.” Cafe staff: “Just give us half an hour because people have to eat.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    A new search engine from NSA, apparently.

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    My grandma was a defense attorney and a good portion of her cases were people murdering their roommates out of frustration with these arrangements.

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  5. 31. sij

    Got a call today from my mobile service provider asking me to "upgrade" my plan to 4.5G (which of course is still 4G and literally a scam) for double the price I currently pay. And ofc if they offer this shit it means that people actually fall for it. The future is retarded.

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  6. 31. sij

    Highlight of the day: decide to see what's the value of the watchdog timeout on my PC, write stupid program to ping watchdog: timeout is 30 seconds. PC reboots after 30 seconds because I am no longer pinging the watchdog :\

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    29. svi 2014.

    You can't ask one question and get an entire application written for you on Stack Overflow. It is possible with 100 questions, however.

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  8. 31. sij

    Ah yes, finally the Italian race was taken into account. I was getting bored of waiting. Seriously though, every single new emoji makes me miss more and more the good "old" times when emojis didn't exist.

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    30. sij

    💞” “Aw thanks.” “When I voted in the Unicode Consortium to create U+1F49E I never imagined I’d find someone like you to send it to. It’s the first time I’ve ever used it. I feel things for you I haven’t ever before. I’m just glad there’s accessible pictograms to express it.”

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    30. sij

    So now we have also the power metal edition of mhackeroni/sourcloud.

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  13. 29. sij
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  15. 28. sij

    The year is 2079: microcode security patches and new dseign updates have reached the point of making CPU cache access slower than DDR9 RAM. Intel announces new line of cacheless CPUs.

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  16. 27. sij

    You know it's going to be a long day when you're trying to solve someone's problem and when you ask "what compiler are you using" they answer "codeblocks".

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    24. sij

    westerners are like “wow the chinese govt is doing a bad job with coronavirus” while their kids are coming back from school with measles because their government can’t/won’t be more convincing than some hippie mum with a wordpress site

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  18. 25. sij

    Windows 10 taking more time to shutdown than to boot. How is that even possible 🤦‍♂️

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  19. 25. sij

    Welcome brief at Paris 2020

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  20. 24. sij

    Ok now you tell me if this isn't the coolest ramen place ever 🍜 – mjesto: Kodawari Ramen (Tsukiji)

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