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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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    Happy Release Day to Black Imagination: Black Voices on Black Future, curated by the brilliant Natasha Marin.

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  4. "The caucus was conducted by Mr. Patterson, who had time to devote to civic activities. People felt bad for him because he had no children and his wife was a Marianne Williamson supporter."

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  5. "Lastly — and please take this in the constructive spirit of the Workshop — you never make it clear why Iowa."

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  6. 8. The “Mama Mia!” Maneuver: Pad an essay by punctuating all your facts, arguments, and observations with the phrase “Mama mia!” Not only will this make your paper longer, but it will also help to really drive things home.

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  8. "Abby Stevenson will make insensitive jokes and is 100% going to have to apologize in next week’s intro of 'Gettin’ Gabby + Stabby With Abby.'"

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  9. "Don’t forget to add yourself to the list of idiots because didn’t you sit there in silence when Uncle Steve railed against kneeling black athletes at Thanksgiving dinner, and now he’s just been appointed Secretary of Commerce?"

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  10. "I’m happy Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Accord and the Iran nuclear deal because Abaddon and his army of locusts unceasingly claw and buzz in my brain, creating a nihilistic drive in me that eagerly awaits the glories of Armageddon."

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    "When they tell you they LOVE to eat with you because you don’t make them feel bad, thank them for seeing your true value in this world: making them feel better." , GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (seriously, this is so funny/biting/true, congrats!)

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  12. TODDLER: Want green pants. YOU: Sure, let's get your green pants. TODDLER: Green! YOU (taking green pants out of drawer): Green it is! TODDLER: NOOO! BLUE! WANT BLUE! YOU: Oh. You want the blue pants? I could have sworn you repeatedly said green.

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  13. "Who can build a broad enough coalition to narrow the Electoral College deficit to the thinnest, most painful of razor’s edges?"

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    🤔Seems legit; might work for capstones: 16 Essay Tricks by “At this juncture, I'm realizing I have a better thesis than the one I’ve laid out in the previous five pages. Let us now pivot to this new thesis and explore it in depth”

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  15. "Our replies to all tweets shall fall into one of the following categories: unsolicited advice, explanation, contrarian comment, request for research to be done on our behalf, improvement upon the joke, and/or sucketh upping."

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    Check out 's article on & his son, Ellison's new picture book, "Chicken of the Sea" about "chickens, pirates, & courage." Viet will read & join in conversation at on Feb. 8th! Join us and at 7PM.

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  18. Congratulations to the Paris Review for taking home the gold, and to all the other finalists, in whose company we're honored to be." (2/2)

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  19. McSweeney's Quarterly is nominated for the National Magazine Award for Fiction!!! The honor recognizes three stories we published this year, by Mimi Lok (Issue 57), Lisa Taddeo (Issue 55), and Ope Adedeji (Issue 56). (1/2)

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    Do yourself a favor and read this. How to Transition From a Democracy to an Autocracy - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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    A satirical ode to homework: "I want to express my appreciation for ... giv[ing] our family a huge head start on academic competition, self-destructive behavior, and parental & child burnout." First-rate work from for .

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