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Jesse McLaren
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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS AND SUCH for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 16 Apr 2018

    Donald Trump, Sean Hannity, and their lawyer walk into a bar. The lawyer barely passes it.

    1:04 PM - 16 Apr 2018
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    • Eva Keller Theosha Lowe Hilary Banks, Jr. godzillo Tired & Hungry Unknown Incarnation of N. Kristine Johnson erica 🌧 Jess 🏳️‍🌈 girlboss
    26 replies 342 retweets 2,573 likes
      1. A Fᵢₛₕ called TheMightyₛwₒᵣdy (ง'̀-'́)‏ @TheMightySwordy 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        *Loud applause*

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      1. The ReTweeter‏ @BoneSawIsReady_ 16 Apr 2018
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        I’m slightly triggered by this, but still laughed.

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      1. Wade Liostro‏ @WadeLiostro 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        BOOM!

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      1. Smith&Co  ⚖ ™‏ @Justica4all 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        What does Michael Cohen & Sean Hannity get when you give them Viagra? Taller.

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      1. Amy Sutherland De Moran‏ @AmySuth27453347 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        You win the internet today lol

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      1.  🥀‏ @ultraaviolettas 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse @MostDadRoast

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      1. Hannah‏ @hannah89cowell 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        if it makes you feel better (even for a brief second) trump means fart here in the UK

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      1. Jacob Gilmore‏ @gilmorejr 16 Apr 2018
        Replying to @McJesse

        *Catches punchline in the post*pic.twitter.com/KC84MUDcNC

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      1. Burt Brooks‏ @burtbrooks 16 Apr 2018
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