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Jesse McLaren
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Internet humorist. Emmy...(fights back tears) nominated. Currently @BuzzFeed. Tweets are regrettably my own.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017

    A scout is…<THREAD>

    6:36 PM - 24 Jul 2017
    • 1,991 Retweets
    • 2,888 Likes
    • Nicholas Paul Cash Offers kellie Emily Gray Muffinkotze Morgann Gicquel Dean PubicZirconium 🌈🎆☭🎆🌈 Sean McGuire
    59 replies 1,991 retweets 2,888 likes
      1. New conversation
      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Trustworthy,pic.twitter.com/moHCQbNe5D

        6 replies 84 retweets 348 likes
      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Loyal,pic.twitter.com/zJjiK7vpk7

        4 replies 77 retweets 327 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Helpful,pic.twitter.com/TEfXO615og

        2 replies 84 retweets 361 likes
      4. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Friendly,pic.twitter.com/FS2WRhdWAE

        2 replies 86 retweets 345 likes
      5. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Courteous,pic.twitter.com/6pKEp3YWGQ

        2 replies 88 retweets 373 likes
      6. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Kind,pic.twitter.com/BTlk5YxmQw

        3 replies 70 retweets 328 likes
      7. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Obedient,pic.twitter.com/UNuumTs4M8

        5 replies 81 retweets 336 likes
      8. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Cheerful,pic.twitter.com/mBuHLLl5qB

        3 replies 80 retweets 333 likes
      9. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Thrifty,pic.twitter.com/dEjSHBhbeS

        7 replies 77 retweets 366 likes
      10. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Brave,pic.twitter.com/f9KktjLPgH

        7 replies 106 retweets 422 likes
      11. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Clean,pic.twitter.com/2MbPYuZIsm

        9 replies 69 retweets 317 likes
      12. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        and Reverent.pic.twitter.com/IbsIn2Op2F

        5 replies 95 retweets 344 likes
      13. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        -a former scout. </THREAD>

        38 replies 74 retweets 829 likes
      14. 1 more reply
      1. (((WestParkGuy)))‏ @WestParkGuy 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @isteintraum

        A Scout is President Obama. Mic Drop

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      3. New conversation
      1. Steven‏ @JazzGtrSteve 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        I'm an Eagle Scout (and now a charter org rep). Thank for this. I'm made me smile. What happened today.... Well it hurt.

        1 reply 4 retweets 99 likes
      2. Alexander “Santa-llites” Payne‏ @myrrlyn 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @JazzGtrSteve @McJesse

        Yeah. I'm really glad my troop didn't go to Jambo this year

        0 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
        3. End of conversation
      4. New conversation
      1. Alan At The Beach‏ @AlanSmith2127 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @anniebscrappy

        pic.twitter.com/EqspqPAda2

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      2. Alexander “Santa-llites” Payne‏ @myrrlyn 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @AlanSmith2127 @McJesse @anniebscrappy

        Fucking don't.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. End of conversation
      1. Foz Crusha‏ @crushaFoz 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        #nice

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. CJ Vanston‏ @cjvanston 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        You just earned your eagle badge

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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