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Jesse McLaren
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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS AND SUCH for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 2 Jul 2017

    Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.pic.twitter.com/bTWJhttCAo

    8:22 AM - 2 Jul 2017
    • 167,337 Retweets
    • 144,360 Likes
    • Chandra High 𝓙𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓼 😚 Younggay79 🅹🅴🆂🆂🅸🅲🅰 🅹🅾🅷🅽🆂🅾🅽 👗 Aff Leen nyaz Luke Brendan Gibson Max-bear
    2,483 replies 167,337 retweets 144,360 likes
      1. Liam Donovan‏Verified account @LPDonovan 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Well playedpic.twitter.com/D7ACzCHyqW

        6 replies 82 retweets 763 likes
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      1. grandmasayswut‏ @nothingtoosee0 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Ok better

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      1. revraygreen‏ @revraygreen 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        #TrumpTwitterBan #TrumpBlock

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      2. Steve‏ @cat_guy_steve 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mhickey187 @McJesse

        Yeah it's hard to compete with the swarm of Russian/Chinese bots that constantly stroke Trump's ego.

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
        3. End of conversation
      1. Kontrol‏ @KontrolMusic 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        pic.twitter.com/5JeICC8GEX

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      1. Dr. Maria May  🇺🇸  🇨🇺 🌊‏ @mayread3 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @maggiepriceless

        This is hard to do when #45 has 15 mill bought bots that retweet the garbage he puts out

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      2. Raoul “Juddy” Duke‏ @_juddy 4 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mayread3 @McJesse @maggiepriceless

        Fight for with fire? When they go low (tech) we go high?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. End of conversation
      1. Erica  🍎 🚖 🗽 🏙‏ @Rikki5582 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @sarahmquinlan

        Make one of Comey!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Dan Jordan‏ @The_Rabbit42 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @Fred_Delicious

        My god, that is the worst selling of a stunner I've ever seen.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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