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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS AND SUCH for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 1 Mar 2017

    That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun.pic.twitter.com/O7PhM4TtzP

    7:48 AM - 1 Mar 2017
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    • Nikunj V Savanah Starns♍️ 🌬 Daniel Wavy Party Pat Lyhne 🌠 Shirt-peddler to the Stars guitar_lamb Autumn ~Neural Nate Works~ Dr. Drebbles | (Commissions Opened)
    1,921 replies 79,445 retweets 200,825 likes
      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 15 Sep 2017

        @PaulMcCartney come to BuzzFeed and reenact this.

        1 reply 2 retweets 195 likes
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      1. My Name Is James‏ @_JamesGtfo 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        oh shitpic.twitter.com/u3Q0O50dfS

        0 replies 5 retweets 166 likes
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      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        The greatest trick @ringostarrmusic ever pulled-

        7 replies 36 retweets 970 likes
      3. summer madness‏ @platinumheadban 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @ringostarrmusic

        The greatest trick @PaulMcCartney ever pulled was his death.

        10 replies 19 retweets 540 likes
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      1. D-Town‏ @DenverLeonDrew 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        I don't get it.....🤔 Someone help me out here.

        5 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. God‏ @thegoodgodabove 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        you are the funniest person on the Internet.

        2 replies 0 retweets 81 likes
      3. Martin Lindgren‏ @MarreoMedia 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @thegoodgodabove @McJesse

        That's some good praise, coming from the good lord himself. Btw, why aren't you verified yet God?

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Danielle S.‏ @DanniRooSab 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        maybe I am unknowingly special, but I don't get this at all... help! 😐😞🤷

        5 replies 0 retweets 129 likes
      3. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot‏ @svedka_szabo 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DanniRooSab @McJesse

        do you need somebody, not just anybody?

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. grace spelman‏Verified account @GraceSpelman 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        what percentage of your mentions is people quote tweeting this saying they already knew

        1 reply 3 retweets 302 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GraceSpelman

        it's a bloodbath

        4 replies 1 retweet 513 likes
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