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Humorist (needy), makes stuff for @BuzzFeed, former TV person @ColbertReport. Once threw a fish at a U.S. Congressman (you know who you are). Tweets are my own.

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 12 Oct 2016

    Politics aside this @538politics poll is really eye opening.pic.twitter.com/qObKs3Vpi7

    9:10 AM - 12 Oct 2016
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      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse @538politics

        @NateSilver538 does this account for Taco Bell claiming Missouri?

        2 replies 0 retweets 57 likes
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      2. Myke‏Verified account @MikeWehner 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse @538politics

        As a Wisconsinite, I have to tell you that the fire wouldn't last through one Wisconsin winter, unfortunately.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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    1. Shauna Malwae-Tweet‏Verified account @TVsCarlKinsella 12 Oct 2016
      Replying to @McJesse @gomzu @538politics

      @mikehbarton

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      2. Katherine‏ @suneenart_blue 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse

        @jbarro @538politics why are CA, OR, WA on fire? We're the sane section of the country.

        11 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. KB‏ @sorrykb 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @suneenart_blue @McJesse and

        Hot takes. Just too many hot takes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. Katherine‏ @suneenart_blue 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @sorrykb @McJesse and

        the hammer and sickle on Alaska is clever, I admit.

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
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      2. Kyle Orland‏Verified account @KyleOrl 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse @caseyjohnston

        So you're saying Maryland is safe?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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    2. B17 Bomber‏ @B17Fortres 12 Oct 2016
      Replying to @McJesse @SteveInBrooklyn @538politics

      i live in GA and i'd vote for Fire

      0 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
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    3. MonsterHunter-Nick‏ @29bitnick 12 Oct 2016
      Replying to @McJesse @Nick_Offerman @538politics

      I would vote for 'Literally on fire' or 'Nuclear waste' over Trump any day of the week.

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    4. Dean E. S. Richard‏ @deanfortythree 12 Oct 2016
      Replying to @McJesse @538politics

      this is funnier the longer I look at it

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    5. Rattnip LaBrie‏ @Rattnip 12 Oct 2016
      Replying to @McJesse @gordihyena @538politics

      Hulkamania USA 4eva

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      2. Derek‏ @Smeagol9731 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse

        @JonotrainEB @538politics My state would be covered in waste... Oh well, moving to Hawaii then

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jonathan Basile‏ @JonotrainEB 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Smeagol9731 @McJesse @538politics

        I want communist Alaska. Upside!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. star15389‏ @star153891 12 Oct 2016
        Replying to @McJesse @538politics

        Any candidate promising to burn down the state of Indiana has my vote

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
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