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Jesse McLaren
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@McJesse

I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS AND SUCH for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Jul 2020

    Get in losers, we're going s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶. ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪᴠᴇs ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄʟʏ ʙᴇɢ ᴜs ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.pic.twitter.com/kH9179M9GA

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      1. Donny Lowrider‏ @Tehdon 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        Pretty cool to witness a supervillain team’s origin story in real-time though

        2 replies 18 retweets 1,499 likes
      2. manic pixie dream witch‏ @0800brunera 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @Tehdon @McJesse

        @tralhasdojon

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      1. nofnxplz‏ @prl_vr 25 Jul 2020
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        🔥🏆🔥

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      1. Hey friend... that's Begley. You're finished!‏ @wakeupheavy 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @McJesse @jowrotethis

        Rich people, bruh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      2. Dia de los Doggos‏ @TheColinDunlop 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @wakeupheavy @McJesse @jowrotethis

        Lol, Kim’s net worth is far above Kanye’s

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Forde‏ @Fordesponja 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @McJesse @thelindsayellis

        Dogwhistling has become a trendy trend huh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      2. TheJuleTimes‏ @JuulForToday 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @Fordesponja @McJesse @thelindsayellis

        It's barely even dogwhistling anymore is it

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. ari  🍓‏ @strawberrypet 25 Jul 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        @asciiArtHelpBot

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      2. Please don't use text art...‏ @asciiArtHelpBot 26 Jul 2020
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        Please don't use text art... Retweeted Please don't use text art...

        Done, @emeryradio1! Thanks for calling me in!https://twitter.com/asciiArtHelpBot/status/1287443880552435713 …

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        Hi @McJesse! Text art can be really hard on people using screen readers — assistive programs helping folks who would otherwise not be able to read a screen. Try sharing an image of your creation instead! The video below is your tweet as read by a screen reader. pic.twitter.com/x0qvfhfGAG
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