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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 5 Jun 2020

    I may have done some slight editing here.pic.twitter.com/O0Z4R7XgQ3

    10:35 pm - 5 Jun 2020
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    • Liam Lauren W Lv5WoodElf Bryan Dore Grant McGrath Bella Jack Ben JJ 😀
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      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 6 Jun 2020

        Jesse McLaren Retweeted

        Also throwback to one of my favorite things I made at BuzzFeed. https://twitter.com/am2dm/status/907314669655916544?s=21 …

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      2. theo  🌘‏ @theoyourecool 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        you forgot to make the sliding of the names and pictures be out of sync with each other

        1 reply . 0 retweets 119 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @theoyourecool

        It was too much work to even figure out how to duplicate that screw-up.

        2 replies . 2 retweets 266 likes
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      2. Brigitte Bardont‏ @blondnotbomb 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        Did you laugh placing every one of those question marks on his suit? Because I would have.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 55 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @blondnotbomb

        For a minute he had a little yellow top hat with a question mark but it was too much.

        4 replies . 0 retweets 119 likes
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      1. caitie delaney‏Verified account @caitiedelaney 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        Omfg

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      2. Randall P Savage III‏ @RandallAtRandom 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        FRANK-KAY!

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      3. sugaplum‏ @23sugaplum23 6 Jun 2020
        Replying to @RandallAtRandom @McJesse

        HEY HO HEY HO !

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      1. Steven Tobiasz‏Verified account @steventobiasz 5 Jun 2020
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        Fran-Kay Lololol so good

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      1. Matty‏ @PrincessOfMeat 5 Jun 2020
        Replying to @McJesse

        Blue how could you 😭

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