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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019

    What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

    3:18 PM - 25 Sep 2019
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    • 20,935 Likes
    • Name can't stay empty MarisolMathews Dynaia Catherine H Mmaette Alejandro Dávila Void TiTi Talks Heather ~*Sylki era*~
    30,853 replies 2,164 retweets 20,935 likes
      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019

        Mine is Jesse’s Girl which is about A GUY WHO WANTS TO *STEAL* JESSE’S GIRL. Screw that guy.

        589 replies 406 retweets 13,609 likes
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      2. Adam Ambro‏ @adamambro 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        The Bible

        28 replies 6 retweets 524 likes
      3. James Supinski‏ @ilikesoupy 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @adamambro @McJesse

        Same

        2 replies 0 retweets 141 likes
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      2. burner‏ @atmbummer 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        pic.twitter.com/kw3b4m1nTP

        24 replies 31 retweets 1,826 likes
      3. Nicole Tetterton‏ @NicoleTetterton 2 Dec 2019
        Replying to @atmbummer @McJesse

        haha... I met someone like 2 weeks ago who's name was actually Austin Powers

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Squake‏ @SkyquakeLive 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        My name is Nick. The Nickelodeon theme song did irreversible damage to me from grades 1 - 8 🤣

        82 replies 108 retweets 3,925 likes
      3. Nick Moss‏ @TheBravesDH 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @SkyquakeLive @McJesse

        Even my parents would torment me with this!

        2 replies 1 retweet 308 likes
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      2. Monica Byrne‏Verified account @monicabyrne13 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        One guess.

        154 replies 39 retweets 3,051 likes
      3.  🇨🇦 Don't eat the horse dewormer  🙄‏ @HachezYanicka 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @monicabyrne13 @McJesse

        I hope this picture of my 3 weeks foster kitten make you feel better 😉pic.twitter.com/uDNh5Ptese

        6 replies 9 retweets 630 likes
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      2. Hilary‏ @pdx_hilbo 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        The 2016 presidential election

        15 replies 11 retweets 1,255 likes
      3. Donny Beals‏ @Programmer16 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @pdx_hilbo @McJesse

        My first name is Donald. I feel your pain.

        11 replies 12 retweets 1,349 likes
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