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Comedy writer, former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development under President Obama.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019

    What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

    3:18 PM - 25 Sep 2019
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    32,509 replies 2,320 retweets 22,226 likes
      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019

        Mine is Jesse’s Girl which is about A GUY WHO WANTS TO *STEAL* JESSE’S GIRL. Screw that guy.

        626 replies 441 retweets 14,463 likes
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      2. Zelda Williams‏Verified account @zeldawilliams 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        Ruined isnt the word I’d use... but I could do without all the ‘rescue’ pickup lines or sword-based innuendos!pic.twitter.com/WHCZCO8smz

        129 replies 431 retweets 12,473 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @zeldawilliams

        What I’m currently doing.pic.twitter.com/7JWaNxk87l

        10 replies 5 retweets 1,809 likes
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      2. Nell Scovell‏Verified account @NellSco 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        I win.pic.twitter.com/eJPUTLjekS

        138 replies 68 retweets 5,575 likes
      3. Monica Lewinsky‏Verified account @MonicaLewinsky 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @NellSco @McJesse

        wait. can i even play?

        998 replies 2,767 retweets 48,831 likes
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      2. Dani Fernandez‏Verified account @msdanifernandez 26 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        I’ve tried to think of something the last 24 hours and can’t

        7 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 26 Sep 2019
        Replying to @msdanifernandez

        Come play with us Dani.pic.twitter.com/CcEd6cj3nc

        1 reply 0 retweets 52 likes
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      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 25 Sep 2019

        Follow on Instagram if you want my Twitter but worse. https://www.instagram.com/p/B23VXggB_5p/?igshid=1m7g35y3sbo82 …

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      1. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 29 Sep 2019

        Posted some of my favorite responses👇https://www.instagram.com/p/B3A6jFEhhXj/?igshid=yynf207b8k1 …

        2 replies 5 retweets 140 likes
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      2. Karma's Biggest Chearleader‏ @karenlytle711 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @McJesse

        My name is Karen. Do you really have to ask?

        259 replies 821 retweets 22,552 likes
      3. Nick Hand‏ @SomePaddy 25 Sep 2019
        Replying to @karenlytle711 @McJesse

        ...to see the manager?

        61 replies 611 retweets 27,237 likes
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