Jesse McLarenVerified account

@McJesse

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 1

    That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun.

    1,360 replies 76,748 retweets 167,181 likes
  2. Retweeted
    2 May 2013

    My wife, Melania, will be on today @ 5 PM selling really beautiful jewelry at a very low price. Perfect for Mother’s Day—call in!

    383 replies 1,085 retweets 893 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    Q for engaged couples whose name combo isn't unique enough to have an Instagram hashtag to yourself. Why bother?

    2 replies 13 retweets 74 likes
  4. 6 hours ago

    *WATCHING FOOTLOOSE AS A KID* this is so stupid- how could a town ban dancing? *WATCHING FOOTLOOSE IN 2017* ok yeah this could 100% happen.

    11 replies 502 retweets 1,413 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    Happy Mother's Day specifically to that Simpsons moment where Marge asks Lisa if one of the characters in her books is having difficulties.

    7 retweets 59 likes
  6. 8 hours ago

    "My Seventh Second: life as a former Vine star" Book title I'm selling to the highest bidder.

    1 reply 6 retweets 89 likes
  7. 8 hours ago

    *trying to get words out through shrieking laughter* WhO YOU GuYS DeCLArING SUPrEmACY ovER- MOSQUITOS!? HAhAhAHAhahHhAhhAahahhHaha

    🐸we will not stand aside while- ME: Are those tiki torches!? 🐸...these flames symboli- ME: HolY ShIT ThOSE ArE TIKI TORCHES!!! HAHHAAHaH
    2 replies 13 retweets 74 likes
  8. 8 hours ago

    🐸we will not stand aside while- ME: Are those tiki torches!? 🐸...these flames symboli- ME: HolY ShIT ThOSE ArE TIKI TORCHES!!! HAHHAAHaH

    Replying to @nycjim
    Protesters, including white nationalist Richard Spencer, were carrying torches. Mayor compares it to a KKK rally.
    13 replies 64 retweets 305 likes
  9. 9 hours ago

    Trains full of New Yorkers carrying flowers for their moms will never not be adorable.

    23 retweets 172 likes
  10. 10 hours ago

    Yeah but could you imagine the liberal outrage if there was a "Father's Day?"

    4 replies 74 retweets 279 likes
  11. 11 hours ago

    GOP: Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms! Except those had c-sections, or were sexual assaulted, or raising a kid on their own, or...

    23 retweets 151 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 13

    When it's Mother's Day so u know ur gonna get laid

    12 replies 50 retweets 313 likes
  13. 19 hours ago

    Macy's made me LOL today.

    7 replies 4 retweets 66 likes
  14. 21 hours ago

    1 reply 31 retweets 120 likes
  15. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Shoooooooot I missed the cold open of because I was cleaning my basement! Yes sadly true! Help me out people!!! 😫

    75 replies 19 retweets 284 likes
  16. May 13

    America is in bad shape. *sees Eurovision tweets* Meh, we're ok.

    4 replies 11 retweets 109 likes
  17. May 13

    The day before Mother's Day and running out of ideas starter pack.

    2 replies 5 retweets 48 likes
  18. May 13

    ALSO HE TAPED A FUCKING REALITY SHOW IN HIS OFFICE FOR 12 YEARS.

    As a businessman, Donald Trump sometimes taped phone conversations with associates and others from Trump Tower
    16 retweets 84 likes
  19. May 13

    If Les Miserables took place in America Valjean would be guilty of buying a nickel bag.

    1 reply 3 retweets 41 likes
  20. May 13

    "Also, we need to cut nutritious school lunch programs!"

    Top Trump official says we shouldn’t take care of someone who ‘eats poorly and gets diabetes’
    2 replies 65 retweets 163 likes
  21. May 13

    Man at kiosk is so confused why I want to by these as is.

    2 replies 12 retweets 135 likes

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