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gambler: crypto, dfs, sportsbetting | degen/poor are my pronouns | opinions are my own
Joined February 2022
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People calling top
They don’t know it’s just me running the McDonald’s account
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Replying to @binance
wagmi
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this man is superhuman, theres not even a noticeable limp (and he wont even get the good drugs till gameday)
RIP Bengals PACKWATCH
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BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes gave us a spin today at practice. Improvement on day two?
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guys im not fucking feeding mac chicken bones lol its a picture. i give him skin and shit
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Mac always gets very alert when there’s rotussy in the house
His fav food
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Mfw
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Just went back to the gym for an hour on stairmaster
were making this cut happen
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Never thought about leg extension as a baseline leg strength test before hearing
(Being able to do your body weight)
So decided to try max effort set of it and got 21 👍
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Swiping right on every chick with something in her bio about "bet i can lift more than you😉" then taking them to the gym to mogg them and stranding them there
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mfw there's LEDs in her bedroom
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Was shopping at Costcussy, saw a family with an severely obese father, mother, and daughter...and their son was in good shape
made my day tbh, not easy im sure to overcome that family lifestyle etc
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Farokhs poverty ass fumbling multiple pandas for 1.91
L bozo
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Kanpai Panda bought for 1.91Ξ ($3082.32) #NFT opensea.io/assets/ethereu
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Fuck it let's give away a panda today! Marble race at 7pm est tonight in Discord. Rt this and be a member of the discord and you'll automatically be entered. Must own a panda to win. Entries cap at 1k lfggggg
Link to discord discord.gg/kanpaipandas
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Fwiw I am absolutely petrified of Playoff Burrow.
So I fade my gut
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No further questions at this time.
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interesting...
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horrible shitty day. gn
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Too bad pollard got hurt, fml
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Cowboys cowboying
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Oh great I have pollard in the big mitten too and am gonna be 6 points from advancing.
Fun evening
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Want some insight into how bad I run?
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Nice
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I bet Maher u1.5 FGs before game 🤝
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That was a hooked kick anyway, if it wasn’t blocked. Ball was helicoptering
Dallas going for 2 rest of game
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Needed some brain food, seeing the board clearly now
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Remember when idiot Bengals fans were mad they were selling tickets for a “potential neutral site game”, acting like it was a conspiracy
Fucking idiots
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Still dying at Romo saying Leslie Frazier deserves a HC look, only for them to get dominated rest of game
(As a Vikings fan that already witnessed that trainwreck)
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The run bad is incredible.
1. Bengals having like 9 minute drives every time
2. Josh Allen RPOing out of 4+ called Cook runs so far
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Josh Allen RPOing every fucking Cook run AHHHHHHHH
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It’s not a slomo thing, look where the ref is. No view of the ball
Find me a clip in full speed and it’s obviously incomplete too
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Guys it’s a clear incompletion lol. Ignore the first part the commentators were talking about
Watch the catch not survive the ground. Neither hand is even on the ball
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thx for playing
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Thanks for coming out Bills
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