Patrick McCarron

@McCarron

iOS Dev . ❤️s: Chicago, games, cats, comedy & . Villain on . Volunteer wrangler . Board . Co-founder .

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Joined February 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 18

    Learned two dating apps for Bacon & Burrito lovers have been shut down. How ever will I find someone to share a breakfast burrito with?

    1 retweet 18 likes
  2. 1 hour ago

    Waking up at 2:30 thats not what I call productive… I went to bed at 11:30.

  3. Oct 5

    LITTLE BASH OF HORRORS TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Check out the lineup so far at

    33 retweets 21 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    Also last night the Cubs lost and I ripped a new pair of jeans. Laughed it off. That said if the Cubs lose any more I may actually get sad.

    5 likes
  5. 12 hours ago

    Broke up with a girl yesterday and am happy because she's chasing a dream. Is this what being an adult feels like? Or is my heart just gone?

    7 likes
  6. 18 hours ago

    I am not responsible if that bit makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe. As that is what it always does to me.

    1 retweet
  7. 18 hours ago

    Realized today that the Salt and Pepper Diner near Wrigley is gone. It always reminded me of a favorite standup bit.

    1 like
  8. 18 hours ago

    Sent my old iPhone to Amazon for trade in, discovered it's locked to someone else's Apple ID. At least not alone.

  9. Oct 16

    Anyone see me on TV? @ Murphy's Bleachers

  10. Oct 16

    Don't mind if I do… both! @ Wrigley Field

    1 like
  11. Oct 16

    Some pre NLCS Game two music, Queen's We Will Rock You.

  12. Oct 16

    Brunch selfie with birthday girl keeginthecity and @ Parlor Pizza Bar

    1 like
  13. Oct 15

    Thoughts: OMG...I was almost the new Bartman.

    Thoughts: OMG...I was almost the new Bartman.
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  14. Oct 15

    NLCS Game One about to begin @ Wrigley Field

    1 like
  15. Oct 15

    Lets hope I can keep the flag up after tonight. (Wrigley Field is the bright spot on the left)…

  16. Oct 15

    Seriously Microsoft? This is your OS upgrade screen?

    4 likes
  17. Oct 15

    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

    1 like
  18. Oct 15

    💙 My Fellow Cubs Fans

  19. Oct 15

    Already curbed my wheels on my new car. Fucking curbs.

    2 likes
  20. Oct 14

    Or pitch black in mourning?

    What color will you dye it if they don’t…?
  21. Oct 14

    Shaving it off? Or maybe just a proper trim.

    What color will you dye it if they don’t…?

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