Mohamed Samir

@Mazloum

Engineer. Impostor. Wordy. He/Him. Avatar by

Cairo, Egypt
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Oct 2017

    Hello friends. A thread of interesting stuff that I've read recently:

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  2. 1 hour ago
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  3. 1 hour ago

    Why is John Mayer starting to look like a young Johnny Depp?

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Jessie Ware is just a straight up banger machine at this point

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  5. 3 hours ago

    News: a corporation wants to do something ethical. Me:

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  6. 10 hours ago

    هو الجو برد؟

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    I will pay Twitter $150 a year for the ability to delete other people's tweets.

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  8. Jun 3
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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    “why did you delete your tweet” ? not sure what you mean. i‘ve never tweeted. don’t even have an account

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  10. Jun 2

    ♫ My Top 5 artists: black midi (9), Arctic Monkeys (1), Queens of the Stone Age (1), Vampire Weekend (1) & 光田康典 (1) via

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  11. Jun 2
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  12. Jun 2

    These new Billie Eilish songs are all great

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  13. Jun 2

    It IS true that the internet has become a place where nuance dies; people run with whatever presumptions they make about other people, about news, about anything. Everything becomes monolithic, stoic, entirely flawless or flawed, with no in-between.

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  14. Jun 2
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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    أنا لما حد يقعد يحكيلي أسباب كرهه للقطط.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    As Director of Bisexual Affairs for ExxonMobil , I am pleased to announce we are painting all our offshore oil rigs purple

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  19. Jun 2

    Satan: you have to not sing along to the chorus of this song or you're going to hell. Me: Easy, what song is it? Satan: Me: FUCK

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    man...the bodily expectations for male stars is...kinda sad.

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  21. Jun 2

    How is No Man Sky STILL releasing updates?

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