Mayor Stubbs, a cat.

@MayorStubbs

I'm a cat. I was once Mayor in Alaska. I was amazing.

Heaven, actually.
Joined July 2012
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  1. Feb 9

    Now do Cats.

    I now present to you — the 2020 Best Picture nominees as Kardashian GIFs.
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  2. 5 Feb 2019

    Jared Kushner smiles like the cat who ate the canary who had been placed in a coal mine and died because of illegal work conditions.

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  3. 5 Feb 2019

    They lied...you can smell bullshit in heaven.

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  4. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2017

    Looks like the inmates are running the country.

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  5. 23 Jul 2017

    Good news: I'm in Heaven Bad news: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN.

    17 replies 182 retweets 444 likes
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  6. 23 Jul 2017

    20+ years. Several uncontested elections. Thousands of naps. We had a good run.

    37 replies 379 retweets 690 likes
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  7. 16 May 2017

    Maybe has awful judgement, but remember this: HE'S NEVER OWNED A DOG. Gotta give it to him there.

    1 reply 11 retweets 75 likes
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  8. 10 May 2017

    I never thought I'd say this, but I AM tired of all the winning. SO MUCH WINNING! Or is it spelled whining?

    1 reply 11 retweets 51 likes
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  9. 12 Apr 2017

    Turning 20 today feels almost as good as learning we were wrong about Hitler yesterday.

    2 replies 22 retweets 69 likes
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  10. 23 Jan 2017

    I keep hearing about all these "Pussy Hats," yet none appear to feature my face. What gives?

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  11. 13 Jan 2017

    America: We need to come together so we can move on. Are we changing the country's name to "Trumpistan" or "Trumpmenistan?"

    5 replies 12 retweets 40 likes
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  12. 11 Jan 2017

    "You're a Nazi." "No, YOU'RE a Nazi." "No you are. A Nazi." "I'm a notsy. You're a Nazi."

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  13. 8 Nov 2016

    It's not too late. You can vote. And you should.

    1 reply 22 retweets 47 likes
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  14. 2 Nov 2016

    If were the Indians' manager he'd contest this. He might do it as candidate. Would help in Ohio.

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  15. 21 Oct 2016
    Replying to

    . How about, "He has nine lives, but you only have one. Vote "

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  16. 19 Oct 2016
    Replying to

    . I'm also opposed to women being called "catty" as though that's a bad thing...

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  17. 19 Oct 2016

    "Such a nasty woman," is the type of thing a guy who is getting crushed by a woman says right before going home and icing his nuts.

    4 replies 37 retweets 65 likes
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  18. 19 Oct 2016

    Enjoyed name-dropping Silicon Valley with "middle out growth."

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  19. 19 Oct 2016

    Yes, , the guy who said "I shall return..." is rolling in his grave about us saying we're retaking Mosul

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  20. 18 Oct 2016

    I've been elected mayor for 15 years straight. No advertising. No complaining. Elections aren't rigged, they're popularity contests.

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