Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Storyteller for . Aspiring bourbon snob. Body by Cheez-Its. Future mayor of Orlando. Ashley is a boy's name.

Orlando, Florida
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Joined April 2010
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  1. 15 hours ago

    Darren Rovell Sex Tape

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  2. 16 hours ago

    Hi can we talk about pun control now? --->

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    20 hours ago

    Men’s Rights Activists Claim Their ‘Star Wars’ Boycott Worked

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    9:37 AM - 5 Jan 2016 · Details
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  5. 20 hours ago

    The Iguana Who Shouts ‘Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!’ Before Every Boxing Match Has Died

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  6. 20 hours ago

    If the second amendment was a human would you have sex with it?

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  7. 23 hours ago

    One of my all-time favorite shows was Blossom. So far ahead of its time. Mayim Bialik and her family on 25 years.

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    Jan 4

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  9. 23 hours ago

    Hey , nice.

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    5:41 AM - 5 Jan 2016 · Details
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  10. Jan 4

    I want to be the first person to tweet that Rogue One is better than The Force Awakens.

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  11. Jan 4

    What if Michael Bay's Benghazi film is, like, the best movie ever made?

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  12. Jan 3

    Next up for Jim Tomsula: a daily morning talk show with Tony Sparano called "These Fuckin' Guys."

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  13. Jan 3

    I'm dead from laughing. Bye everyone.

    Stephen Ross says "what we’ve done from every level but the playing field we’re probably the first class organization in the NFL."
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  14. Jan 2

    Dolphins: We fired our GM. Browns: We fired our GM and coach. Dolphins: Mike Tannenbaum is in charge. Browns: Jeff Ireland, you're hired.

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  15. Jan 2

    I wish my brain had a recovery option so I could restore it to a previous date when I didn't know the phrase "gender binary."

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    Jan 2

    Sauerkraut Cooking Instructions 1. Put shredded cabbage in crock pot 2. Cook on medium for 6 hours 3. Place crock pot in landfill

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  17. Dec 31

    "Jenny McCarthy trending for 4 hours." 2016 is already trash.

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  18. 31 Dec 2015

    In 2016 I will get a really annoying pet bird for someone I don't like.

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  19. 31 Dec 2015

    2016

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    8:00 AM - 31 Dec 2015 · Details
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