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(Two detectives at the scene of a brutal murder) 1: heres the killers calling card: A crude drawing of an aliemn. A childs drawing? 2: No... not a child. It's too calculated, too deliberate. No child mispells this much, draws this badly. This is the work of a truly sick fuck
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Donald Trump bragging about knowing the mafia is so fucking funnypic.twitter.com/n7hVmscsXw
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Seymour the borough of Queens is on fire! No mother, it's just a transformer explosion
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Galaxy brains: The aliens are telling us to bring Con Ed under public ownershiphttps://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/1078477300012855297 …
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honestly I wish I knew less about the security of our nation's electrical grid, I would sleep better at night
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sorry it's not a problem you can shoot at
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it's not aliens, it's ailing & insecure infrastructure
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What career would you have picked if we lived in a functioning society that invested in stuff other than like $1 trillion fighter jets? I'd be a folklorist
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ok problem solved, I can do it with a vlookup. Thank you to everyone who told me I should make a custom python app which is the exact thing I was trying to spend my day not doing.
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Is there a way to intelligently merge "table 2" into "table 1" in a way that's not manual? I need this to scale to like 10,000 entries.pic.twitter.com/jQdwJbfFQo
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extremely Odo voice: no uwuing on the promenade
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it's wonderful to be here in iraq, and you know, a young guy—tough guy—came up to me and he said, 'sir, i joined the 1st armored paratroops because i was inspired by the great deals you're making, especially your beautiful resorts in macau,' and he was weeping. it was tremendouspic.twitter.com/84yAB0c9Av
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Rough summary of politics in 2018 LEFT: it's bad for children to die in cages. RIGHT: first of all those children should've come here legally. second of all if you go to Starbucks and tell them your name is the n-word the barista should have to say it.
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loading into a CoD S&D lobby with guys who already prestigedpic.twitter.com/lcH9h3s5SM
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i want to take a moment to apologize for shooting a hole through the international space station with a handgun. i honestly didn't think i could hit it. live and learn!!! by the way, i did not learn anything from this - literally nothing at all - and will absolutely do it again.
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Fetishising Mueller as the guy to fix all of America's government turmoil is just QAnon for libs
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Hey Chicago! We are looking for a Gallery Assistant to support our new #YCA Gallery. This is a 10/hr week commitment. High school and college students are encouraged to apply! To learn more about the position and requirements visit us at https://youngchicagoauthors.org/about/employment …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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