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Designer from Chicago, Il.

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    Oct 1

    (Two detectives at the scene of a brutal murder) 1: heres the killers calling card: A crude drawing of an aliemn. A childs drawing? 2: No... not a child. It's too calculated, too deliberate. No child mispells this much, draws this badly. This is the work of a truly sick fuck

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    Dec 27

    Donald Trump bragging about knowing the mafia is so fucking funny

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    Dec 27

    Seymour the borough of Queens is on fire! No mother, it's just a transformer explosion

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    Dec 27

    Galaxy brains: The aliens are telling us to bring Con Ed under public ownership

    it's not aliens, it's ailing & insecure infrastructure
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  6. Dec 27

    honestly I wish I knew less about the security of our nation's electrical grid, I would sleep better at night

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  7. Dec 27

    sorry it's not a problem you can shoot at

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  8. Dec 27

    it's not aliens, it's ailing & insecure infrastructure

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    Dec 27

    What career would you have picked if we lived in a functioning society that invested in stuff other than like $1 trillion fighter jets? I'd be a folklorist

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  10. Dec 27

    ok problem solved, I can do it with a vlookup. Thank you to everyone who told me I should make a custom python app which is the exact thing I was trying to spend my day not doing.

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  11. Dec 27

    Is there a way to intelligently merge "table 2" into "table 1" in a way that's not manual? I need this to scale to like 10,000 entries.

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    Dec 25

    extremely Odo voice: no uwuing on the promenade

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    Dec 26

    it's wonderful to be here in iraq, and you know, a young guy—tough guy—came up to me and he said, 'sir, i joined the 1st armored paratroops because i was inspired by the great deals you're making, especially your beautiful resorts in macau,' and he was weeping. it was tremendous

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    Dec 26

    Rough summary of politics in 2018 LEFT: it's bad for children to die in cages. RIGHT: first of all those children should've come here legally. second of all if you go to Starbucks and tell them your name is the n-word the barista should have to say it.

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    Dec 26

    loading into a CoD S&D lobby with guys who already prestiged

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    Dec 26

    i want to take a moment to apologize for shooting a hole through the international space station with a handgun. i honestly didn't think i could hit it. live and learn!!! by the way, i did not learn anything from this - literally nothing at all - and will absolutely do it again.

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    Dec 26

    Fetishising Mueller as the guy to fix all of America's government turmoil is just QAnon for libs

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    Dec 26

    🗣Hey Chicago! We are looking for a Gallery Assistant to support our new Gallery. This is a 10/hr week commitment. High school and college students are encouraged to apply! To learn more about the position and requirements visit us at

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  19. Dec 25

    Merry christmas

    BREAKING: 8-year-old Guatemalan boy dies of unknown causes in custody of US Customs and Border Protection on Christmas, the agency says.
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    Dec 24

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