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@MaxCountryman

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Apr 2017

    One-line trie in Clojure: => (assoc-in {} "foo" "foo") {\f {\o {\o "foo"}}}

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  2. 19 hours ago

    This is exactly why we can’t have nice things

    US House candidate, NY-14
    John McCain’s legacy represents an unparalleled example of human decency and American service. As an intern, I learned a lot about the power of humanity in government through his deep friendship with Sen. Kennedy. He meant so much, to so many. My prayers are with his family.
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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    The hardest thing in Computer Science is actually to say "I agree with you" And then put a period. Not a "comma, and..." Not a "comma, but..." Just a period.

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    Who knew bombing US citizens and children while obscuring civilian death tolls, spying on journalists, prosecuting whistle blowers, failing to jail criminal bankers, increasing immigration agencies by 3600%, and dropping 26,000 bombs in ONE year on 7 countries isn't scandalous.

    The only scandal...
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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 20

    We fixed your ad for you . No more whitewashing your tech. Come out of the shadows, let the world know that you get millions to help ICE hunt down & deport immigrants across the country. Palantir workers: Stand with us & tell your execs

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    13 replies 487 retweets 909 likes
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  6. Aug 12

    Yesterday was the worst travel experience of my life, by several orders of magnitude. kept us on JFK’s tarmac for nearly four hours only to return to the gate and wait. In the end we were delayed over seven hours

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  7. Retweeted
    Aug 10

    It’s Friday and I’ve been laughing at OH LAWD HE COMIN for hours

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    time to weed out any assholes following me - trans women are women - socialism is the way to a better society - nobody earns a billion dollars - every industry needs a union - GG is a hate group - punch Nazis - autism speaks is a trash excuse for a charity

    400 replies 6,702 retweets 25,866 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Aug 5

    The Two Genders

    1 reply 3 retweets 33 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 4

    When you are 9 levels of skill higher than your opponent

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  11. Aug 3

    Where are her damn shoes..?

    “I absolutely do not know her and that’s why I want her off my property." Brooklyn Becky calls cops on black woman waiting for Uber in the rain:
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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Drinking kombucha is just microdosing alcohol

    65 replies 2,779 retweets 15,689 likes
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  13. Jul 31

    Twitter now serves me ads in adjacent pairs...I can’t tell if it’s a bug or if they’re punishing me for blocking all the promoted tweets I see—either way it makes blocking that much easier

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    mark suckerburg

    47 replies 620 retweets 3,842 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    Personal Shopper (2016, dir. Olivier Assayas)

    Hi👻
    3 replies 196 retweets 917 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    I am dead. I have died.

    115 replies 5,867 retweets 18,718 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Sending application errors ┳┻|⊂ﾉ to Slack isn't monitoring ┻┳|

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 20

    “entry-level” pay is a fascinating concept because there are, mysteriously, no “entry-level” bills

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    It’s like the rich are auditioning for who gets guillotined first

    Mark Zuckerberg says Holocaust deniers deserve "a voice"
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    C is a cool programming language where if you want to return a string from a function you have to set up an entire physical-universe human social system for adjudicating who is responsible for freeing it "In order to create a C string, you must first create civilization"

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    RIP Marketing ☠️👈🏼

    4 replies 7 retweets 22 likes
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