MaxAMateer

@MaxAMateer

Aspiring Author | All-around Nerd | Mediocre Tennis Player at Best | Life always goes according to plan; maybe not Plan A, but definitely a plan.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2018.
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  1. 6. sij

    Me: so you know that scene in the incredibles where the big robot pulls mr. incredible’s hands and feet My chiropractor: what

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  2. 21. pro 2019.

    Playing Sorry with the Family: Mom: Sorry! What does that mean? : It means one, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, two, I didn’t know it would hurt your feelings, and three, I promise I’ll make it up to you Me: It means you need to apologize for your sins

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  3. 9. pro 2019.

    One day my friend told me that almond milk was like normal milk but quieter and tbh I haven’t been the same since

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  4. 5. pro 2019.

    Bird Box, dir. Susanne Bier (2018)

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    Ducks on a cold glass roof.
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  5. 28. stu 2019.

    Me, seeing people who I haven’t talked to in years post on their stories about all the people they’re thankful for and not include me: oh... i see how it is...

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  6. 9. stu 2019.

    I wish I could make friends with people as quickly as I bond with the people at the haircut place

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  7. 31. lis 2019.

    In case anyone was wondering how my Halloween was going: “I’m concussed, don’t come at me” - , in our discussion about the prospects of selling pictures of our feet

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  8. 28. kol 2019.

    Godspeed, man. Godspeed

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    You're going to need to sit in your Thinking Chair for this news: Steve and Joe will be in the first episode of Blue's Clues & You! Check out this clip as they return to help Josh play his very first Blue's Clues 🐶💙🖍️
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  9. 15. kol 2019.

    Petition for the us to call the next decade « The Yodeling Twenties »

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  10. 13. kol 2019.

    In order to have consistent funds for her business, the Tooth Fairy actually takes the money paid for wisdom teeth surgeries, converts it all to quarters, and then gives them back to the younger kids, its a real full-circle situation

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  11. 3. kol 2019.

    Catch me at the bottom of the cliff, Bucky’s been through enough

    you’re both on vormir, and either you or the character that’s assigned to your birth month has to make the sacrifice. are you sacrificing yourself or leaving with the soul stone?
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  12. 4. srp 2019.

    Due to it being Independence Day, my roommate is now listening to American Pump Up music, working out, and shouting whatever American comes to his mind. So far we have had: “Democrats” “Republicans” “Liberty” and “Bed, Bath, and Beyond”

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  13. 21. lip 2019.

    It is a scientific fact that the most vulnerable point anyone can be at is when they are cleaning the shower, I mean if someone comes in what am i gonna do? Fight them off with two paper towels and half a bottle of windex?

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  14. 13. lip 2019.

    My aunt wants to throw hands with the Dali Lama, what do I do with this information

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  15. 14. svi 2019.

    Hopefully somewhere, in a box locked for the future to find, are all the drawings that I’ve done after finishing a standardized test early

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  16. 5. svi 2019.

    I’ll never get over that time when I heard someone pronounce the Mayan city of Chichén Itzá as “Chicken It’s-a”

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  17. 26. tra 2019.

    So many people have already seen Endgame but I’m just not ready for it... Like so much could happen, literally anyone could die in those three hours, including me

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    9. sij 2019.

    Make my dreams come true and help me get 10k retweets so that the legends can perform at my senior prom!! 🤩⚡️

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  19. 9. stu 2018.

    NEVERMIND ITS ALREADY HERE @hado_usa !!! LEZ GOOOOOOO

    So I just discovered that hado is a thing.... Why doesn’t the U.S. have anything that cool??? Y’all can bet I’m gonna be playing that sport like crazy if it ever becomes a thing over here
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  20. 9. stu 2018.

    So I just discovered that hado is a thing.... Why doesn’t the U.S. have anything that cool??? Y’all can bet I’m gonna be playing that sport like crazy if it ever becomes a thing over here

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