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That moment when a poo doesn't flush, and you angrily say, "You stupid piece of shit," then pause... realise, laugh, embrace.
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BYE, BYE BLUEBEARD (1949) Director: Arthur Davis | See @IMDb for artists pic.twitter.com/1PmhzwNEOu
ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) Director of photography: Gil Hubbs | Director: Robert Clouse pic.twitter.com/3jx6mqSize
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi
1,945 retweets 3,080 favoritesTHE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (1955) Director of Photography: Stanley Cortez | Director: Charles Laughton pic.twitter.com/baWAmUMLHJ
"My favourite part of being alive is definitely consuming energy. By far the sole reason I get up every day."
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If Ozymandias were to teleport a giant extraterrestrial squid into New York today, the left-right chasm would only widen.
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May-Britt Moser accepts Nobel prize in gown covered w/neurons she discovered: http://www.themarysue.com/neuron-dress-coolest-thing-ever … #ScienceOfDesign pic.twitter.com/QnVINz70JG
GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not
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NYPD supporters wearing "I Can Breathe" shirts. Just like when Ed Gein supporters wore "I'm Not a Lampshade" shirts.
41 retweets 70 favoritesHEAVY METAL (1981) Dir: Gerald Potterton | See IMDb for complete list of artists pic.twitter.com/CPj3RiqNAZ
2162: Records are broken when Jaden Jackson's classic painting, "Learning how to draw anime lol" sells at an auction for nearly $16 billion
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When world events get really out of control and irrational, all I can think is: Either we all die or South Park has a really great season.
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I watched Under the Skin, and holy crap, Scarlett Johansson is The Bed That Eats!
Undercover agent pulls gun on protesters and photographer. http://boingboing.net/2014/12/11/undercover-cop-aims-gun-at-pho.html … pic.twitter.com/ob42KObSF0
The wall hangings on my new place will never seem even, I think, because the whole place is askew.
Exodus. Where we learn that all Egyptians and Hebrews were really just white people with dirt on their faces.
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Here's a quick mini tutorial I did a longggggg time ago for making monsters pic.twitter.com/fYWV3j4lsP
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