A 74 year old minister of youth 😵😵
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Michael Matusowsky
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| Computer Engineer | Football and Formula 1 Enthusiast | Gaming | #parody
EngineerPretoriaJoined June 2009
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This United team are going to get destroyed in the locker room by EtH.
What even is defense.
That’s on Martinez.
What is this defending by the team?
Of course liverpool score with their first shot on target.
yay wena fucken
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Can't believe I'm actually cancelling with after 10 years. To have such garbage support with a line fault is inexcusable. You guys used to have the best support team. Gian Visser cut costs in all the wrong departments.
Hey convince me to join you as my choice of ISP over whom I'm cancelling with: Any promo codes ;)?
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Happy 'Dear Lord, how is it March already??' Day, everyone! :D
Time flies when you're living in existential dread
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This is why we need to eat the rich. Rules for them but not for us.
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Friendly reminder that the cyclist is dead while the accused got this swept under the rug by their rich daddy and is now living his best life traveling the world 🥰.
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Proof for those requesting it.... this along with 4 witness accounts. Doesn't look good for #NapePhasha.
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The person named "Obakeng Matshoga" at is quite an incompetent support member. I had explained in detail the problems and it looks like they just skimmed over all my responses to give some random response that has nothing to do with my problem. Ticket: EQA-866-76175
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Newcastle have had most of the possession. But they’re 2-0 down. I’d love for United to attack more.
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Weghorst. I’ll never understand why we got him on loan.
Tinder and bumble have an ELO system. At least Hinge has a race/religion profiler so that the ugly people are of the same background as you :-).
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cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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So @Eskom_SA is one of the sponsors of the Formula-E taking place in Cape Town tomorrow.
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Absolutely buzzing rn how am I going to go sleep! Beating Barcelona is always amazing. Considering the last time we beat them was 15 years ago! Unbelievable.
Fuck Barcelona
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAIR GARNACHO LOL
I actually don’t understand what Weghorst brings to the team. Other than being an inch taller than a certain gangly Englishman. But overall what does he even bring. I feel it’s nothing.
I keep sliding into dms but never responses 🥲. Beginning to think this whole slide into dms was just a millennial meme
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Enough of this stage 6 kak please
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This is my ex. She was abusive. Took me a while to realize.
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If you hate men playing games don't date a gamer. This is abuse. If a guy walked in and and threw my nail polish in the bin because he wanted me to drop everything and pay attention to him, you'd all see that it for what it is. twitter.com/Dexerto/status…
Before. After.
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My ex just never had interest in this and just got upset when I didn't ask her about the make up stuff for the tenth time. Next woman I date hopefully enjoys my periods of nerding out.
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Having a boyfriend is so awesome like there’s just a guy in ur house whose job it is to know where countries are and what exactly Watergate was
Reddit needs help. The comments section is RIP.
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The Multi-Party Coalition Oversight Group made up of the leaders of all parties in coalition in the City of Tshwane, as per the signed coalition agreement making it the prerogative of @Our_DA to fill the position of Mayor, decided on @CilliersB as the new mayoral candidate.
A sweet 31% in Linear Systems in 2nd year computer engineering. To this day Laplace, Fourier and Z-transforms can go fuck themselves. I studied the hell out of that module and flopped hard. Twice. Third time I barely passed on 52% 😂. I fully blame the assessment method.
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Flex your lowest academic low score.
To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end.
Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.
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The municipality really do be taking its time to turn the electricity back on (Linbro Park extension 16).
If the shits could leave me in peace already that would be great. Lost count of how many poops I’ve had today.
LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺
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