Inflation is so bad Leo DiCaprio considering 27 year olds
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journo POV being reinstated to twitter
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journos complaining to each other about twitter on mastadon
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journalists POV during a short suspension
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Elon tonight
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Suddenly the libs will start reporting on social media suspensions, not just advocating for them.
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Does it feel different in here?
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Guy: *doxxes someone on twitter*
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Do you know the story behind O Holy Night?
If you know me at all, you know that I love Christmas music. My favorite song is O Holy Night.
I’ve loved it since I was a little kid, but I didn’t know the origins of it until a few years ago... and it blew me away.
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probably a vax for that
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Dr. Anthony Fauci: Elon Musk’s tweets putting my personal safety at risk
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Your move, Bond universe.
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Everything has been tweeted. The only thing left is nonsense. Dril wins the battle royale.
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"I don’t think I will be arrested." — Sam Bankman-Fried on the day he was arrested.
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AI knows now.
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nature is healing
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Paper straws offset this so it’s fine.
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so utterly dissatisfying
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I have been given a gift.
I will now transform into Daniel and see just how far I can go.
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With her luck on boats, I wouldn't want her in ANY navy.
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28. Things escalate from there.
Members of that team came to “view him as the leader of a terrorist group responsible for violence/deaths comparable to Christchurch shooter or Hitler and on that basis and on the totality of his Tweets, he should be de-platformed.”
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20. In June 2018, Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei tweeted, “#Israel is a malignant cancerous tumor in the West Asian region that has to be removed and eradicated: it is possible and it will happen.”
Twitter neither deleted the tweet nor banned the Ayatollah.
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Whoaaa I’m getting The same amount of followers as I did before. EXPOSEDDD
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Hey look these people are back with their list of some of the best accounts to follow on Twitter. This time they're crying about our follower count and complaining that Elon isn't suppressing us. twitter.com/CCDHate/status…
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Under pressure from hundreds of activist employees, Twitter deplatforms Trump, a sitting US President, even though they themselves acknowledge that he didn’t violate the rules:
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THREAD: THE TWITTER FILES PART FIVE.
THE REMOVAL OF TRUMP FROM TWITTER.
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sometimes I just stand here and feel the breeze for hours
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sometimes I just stand here and feel the breeze for hours
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This was the last thing he saw: a perfectly installed fan.
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hello. This is Matt’s wife. He just got electrocuted and his dying words were “don’t tell Twitter”
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Me trying to connect one ceiling fan
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Thanks to everyone that messaged and helped with the fan. I will share a photo when it’s done. If I don’t, you’ll know I zapped myself into the grave. Either way, thank you all.
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See, you've gone from knowing nothing to knowing just enough to make you dangerous.
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All you people helping, you’re amazing and I love twitter for this.
Also, I have two switches on the wall but this remote receiver thing only has a black and white. No red? So am I limited to a single switch?
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electricians help.
I have to connect this to this but there are more wires in the outlet box. It’s for a ceiling fan. I refuse to have someone else do it! Thanks.
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my daughter is driving baby Jesus around in a PJ Mask car. 99% sure that isn’t Biblically accurate.
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they’re so mad they can’t just throttle like they used to.
the Left is losing it because they don’t have an off switch for the opposition anymore. Sad!
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