matt

@MattsIdeaShop

come for the good memes, stay for the bad memes. this account is genre fluid. We can be friends if you don't take twitter too seriously. God is good.

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  1. prije 17 sati

    David Hogg is on a path that will inevitably lead to him launching himself into the sun to provide solar fuel as both a green sacrifice and atonement for not being woke enough

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  2. prije 18 sati

    No, St. Peter, there must be some kind of mistake, you see, I have a court document absolving me of sin.

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  3. prije 18 sati

    You know it’s true bc it’s David Hogg saying it

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  4. prije 21 sat

    HOLD ON I HAVE TO GO YELL AT SOMEONE YOU SUCK MITT K IM BACK

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  5. prije 21 sat

    Social media ppl after Iowa caucus, State of The Union and Impeachment in 3 days

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  6. prije 22 sata

    Kids, don’t walk out on a date bc someone *didn’t* watch a TV show. That’s stupid. Walk out on them because they *did* watch Friends.

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  7. 5. velj

    What REALLY happened is I crushed a walk off dinger in the tenth and made out with Jenny Douglas under the bleachers.

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  8. 5. velj

    My ideal politician would be like a good referee; go unnoticed and never take my attention away from the actual game.

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  9. 5. velj

    kidding I actually don’t really care and that never happened.

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  10. 5. velj

    When I was 11 I was in a little league championship. Up by one run, bottom of the 9th, 2 on base, 2 outs. A pop fly to me. Glove ready. No problem. I felt the ball hit my mitt. Then I felt it bounce out. Before today, that was the most disappointed i’d ever been in a mitt.

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  11. 5. velj

    Mitt Romney will get two hours of back patting from the left, then they’ll remember that he is against socialism, against abortion and against pretty much everything else the democrats want.

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  12. 5. velj
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  13. 5. velj

    The Democrat party is functioning as effectively as one could expect a socialist enterprise to function.

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    4. velj
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    We are woefully unprepared for what will happen in nine months.

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  15. 5. velj

    Pelosi is acting like a drunken me after losing 2k at the craps table in Vegas at 3:30 am.

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  16. 5. velj

    My bathroom is a stanktuary city

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  17. 5. velj

    A bunch of Democrats wearing white just stood up and chanted in unison. This time without the hoods.

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  18. 5. velj

    The executive branch of the federal government is the ultimate Claw Machine.

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  19. 4. velj

    My dream SOTU address

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  20. 4. velj

    Some ppl don’t know how to just click “can’t make it” on the Evite

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