Mattphilbin

@Mattphilbin

Managing editor at MRC Culture, Conservative Media Watchdogs. Views are my own. Unless they're intelligent.

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Joined December 2008

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    We just had Christmas carolers come by the house! People should do that more!

  2. This day in 1944, at Bastogne, 101st Airborne Deputy Cmmdr Anthony McAuliffe replied to German surrender demand w/ "NUTS."

  3. Fighting for again? Well done, Commander-in-Chief Erkel!

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    My guess is both of his supporters will go to Kasich

  5. That should free up, what, a couple hundred bucks for the other candidates?

  6. Still love the , but Beckham is a classless piece of shit.

  7. Hillary got the other one. Medical Records: Hitler Only Had One Ball

  8. Reading the manual for a 1971 electric typewriter

  9. Ya know, having a life is a good buffer against such hardship. Crowd goes crazy when projector breaks.

  10. Enjoy your big day, fans!

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  11. So should I try to get in to tonight, or just stay in my basement with my action figures?

  12. Hope they also tighten security around all those basements where grown men will go play Piew, Piew! w/their blasters

  13. And the answers to other questions nobody's asking.

  14. Now THAT is crazy!

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    He's not a Muslim, he's a very naughty boy!

  16. You're right! Throw some money at the problem, STAT!

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  18. broke up? Damn that Yoko!

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    Clinton and Obama come to mind...

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  20. I'm sure ' shit sandwich is gonna taste much better than the old shit sandwiches we used to have to eat!

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