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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Dec 2019

    From now on when people show me pictures of their kids I'm just gonna show them pictures of me at the same age.

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  2. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Starting today, Voice of War is available for ebook preorder! If you love epic fantasy, hard magic, and mystery, you'll love this fast-paced story.

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  3. Jan 31

    Ugh i just wanna be best friends with and hang out drinking wine.

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  4. Jan 31

    Oh that place? It's a who's who of people you don't want to work with.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    You guys, The Good Place tonight...

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  6. Jan 30

    Earth is a really stressful place to live these days.

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  7. Jan 30
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  8. Jan 30

    Which one

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  9. Jan 30

    Each selector is a clue to find the next horcrux.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    🙊👏🙊👏🙊👏 Did you know there are SEVEN different types of CSS attribute selectors and dang are they useful! [Screen reader friendly gist: ]

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    "Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"

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  12. Jan 29
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    Boston Market tweeted this and the entire thread below is just them hiding replies of people sending pictures of a man fucking a raw chicken. The brands get what they deserve.

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  14. Jan 29
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    I propose we rename Google messaging services with the year of release, just like a copy of Madden or FIFA. The provides for easier tracking and better communicates the ~yearly lifecycle of these apps.

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  18. Jan 29
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    I'm keeping this baby safe. It's going to be worth money someday! cc:

    a sticker from the now-defunct "The Console Log" podcast
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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Your aws account when you finally investigate why your bill is so high.

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