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From now on when people show me pictures of their kids I'm just gonna show them pictures of me at the same age.pic.twitter.com/oyn3FyojwV
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Starting today, Voice of War is available for ebook preorder! If you love epic fantasy, hard magic, and mystery, you'll love this fast-paced story. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B084F96GFZ
#WritingCommunity#Fantasypic.twitter.com/CiTGt3YkVm
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Ugh i just wanna be best friends with
@taylorswift13 and hang out drinking wine.#MissAmericanaWatchParty
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Oh that place? It's a who's who of people you don't want to work with.
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Earth is a really stressful place to live these days.
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Each selector is a clue to find the next horcrux.https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1222939913462697984 …
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Did you know there are SEVEN different types of CSS attribute selectors and dang are they useful!
[Screen reader friendly gist: https://gist.github.com/emmabostian/ed933bc7f9711acdc565f42f1b159407 …]pic.twitter.com/M9Q6xSgWaP
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"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Boston Market tweeted this and the entire thread below is just them hiding replies of people sending pictures of a man fucking a raw chicken. The brands get what they deserve.https://twitter.com/bostonmarket/status/1221935500925292544 …
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Really proud of this. Dropbox received a perfect score on
@HRC 's equality index. https://assets2.hrc.org/files/assets/resources/CEI-2020.pdf?_ga=2.165569340.264064600.1580325396-1290557841.1580325396 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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I propose we rename Google messaging services with the year of release, just like a copy of Madden or FIFA. The provides for easier tracking and better communicates the ~yearly lifecycle of these apps.pic.twitter.com/p0Z3IRdHkv
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I wish this were realhttps://twitter.com/thisiscaramore/status/1220413666790727683 …
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I'm keeping this baby safe. It's going to be worth money someday! cc:
@_theconsolelog@MatthewGerstman@hswolffpic.twitter.com/GgDss5lPWr
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Your aws account when you finally investigate why your bill is so high.
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