Mattea Kramer

@MatteaKramer

Accomplished wearer of sweatpants. Plus also writer, adventurer, economics nerd. Newly embarked on

Joined April 2010

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  1. Damn. aka eryakah badu drives black Porsche w/ blue rims & license plate SHE ILL. respect

  2. "These faceless but distinctly non-robotic Air Force recruits are the cannon fodder of our drone wars"

  3. "Low-level recruits," the Air Force personnel remotely directing drones to their targets, today in

  4. “I Was Under the Impression That America Was Saving the World." Today from

  5. just me or does the answer to this seem kinda obvious?

  6. 16 years ago today, this guy became a member of the . BB's draft day quotes:

  7. "Money creates feelings of omnipotence. But we're all born with a debt, & that debt is, we're going to die." Good morning! -

  8. "The scariest thing about Trump’s presence is that we’re in uncharted territory." Scarily true, from :

  9. "TV constantly analyzes Hillary, Bernie, Ted & above all - a million times above all - The Donald" From

  10. Today from : How Many Presidents Does It Take to Deport 11 Million People?

  11. ok! fine! i admit it. i *do* love justin bieber.

  12. baking -> happy planting lettuce seeds -> happy internet comparing myself to others -> unhappy maybe here??

  13. When you haven't heard back from an editor, remember their inboxes look like this:

  14. Why yes, I *do* love country living

  15. Will the Donald rally the militias? Latest from poses the question of American fascism:

  16. Preeeeetty sure I've worn the same dress to my last three therapy sessions. Hope she doesn't think I'm in emotional disdress.

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