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🇺🇦Matthew Lewis🇺🇦
@Mattdavelewis
Actor, narcissistic sports pimp and Viuda de Bielsa™ #ALAW
London, Englandcurtisbrown.co.uk/matthew-lewis/Joined March 2009

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Robbie. Bobser. He called me Space Boy. We shared a love of the final frontier. He didn’t give a fuck and it always made you smile. A giant, in more ways than one. We had some times x
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Yo, if you stole my wallet in East London yesterday or even if you just found it: it’s yours, keep it, have the money, the cards, the lot. But the note from my wife engraved on a piece of metal, if you can post that to the address on the driving licence I’d call it evens. Please?
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Oh I know. Believe me. I know.
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Hey @Mattdavelewis, rewatched Half-Bloor Prince tonight and took a tally of the amount of times you were on screen and didn’t say anything. You were on screen a total of 49 times and had 1 line. Just thought you would like to know #QuarantineLife #peepthatlongbottom
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I remember a club called Leeds United who spent more than they could afford to stay at the top and when we couldn’t afford it any more we paid the price and spent 16 years outside the top flight. That’s football. We didn’t try rig the dice. We EARNED our way back. Get. Fucked.
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My Portuguese is a little rusty but I’m assuming you’re all saying that his rolling around and play acting is embarrassing to watch considering what a natural talent he is and you wish he’d stop. We’re all agreed.
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This dude next to me on the plane has been playing solitaire on his phone for like 5 straight hours. I don’t know what dark places he’s trying to keep his mind from going to but good luck, man.
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I cannot believe that a country full of grown ups, the most powerful in the world no less, has to collectively pretend that some loser didn’t really lose so as not to hurt his sensitive baby ego. Swapped one monarch for another and this one has no fucking clothes. Embarrassing.
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Wow. You guys are dope. Really humbled by this response. That got more pick up than any of my Brexit material. And guess what I have? My wallet! I did not expect that to happen. I owe you all a debt of gratitude and can’t thank you all enough. You’re amazing. This is a good day.
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It took almost 30 years but I’m now one of those people that eats half a Mars bar and puts the rest in the fridge for later. Dreadful business.
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Flight got screwed up again so I got bumped to another flight in coach. Dreaded middle seat. Nice guy nearby offers, via the stewardess, to switch for his aisle seat because he said I “must be used to sitting up front”. I declined because I deserve no such thing but cheers dude!
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Call off the search. It’s been found. Thank you so much for your responses. And an especially big thank you to Viennetta (“like the ice cream”) at Gatwick who rang a million people to eventually locate it. You’re all heroes and now my wife won’t leave me. Bravo.
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The EU isn’t perfect but I’m voting to REMAIN. Our collective futures hinge upon collaboration and unity. Humanity has work to do, TOGETHER.
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The last time England made a World Cup semi-final I’d just turned one year old. Whatever happens now this has been a hell of a tournament. But it’s defs coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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England let them score in last minute so they could win on penalties. Southgate is a genius. No fear. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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It’s 2am and I’ve just beaten my fiancée and her mother at The Witcher Board-game. That kind of win comes at a price, and that price is that I am in fact a loser.
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I love Brazil. Beautiful country. Hope they win it if England lose but you’re right. Excellent player. Just dives too much. But I think that of all footballers. Ronaldo, Dele Alli, all of them!
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Young people, this government treats you with disdain and contempt because it isn’t afraid of you. It should be and if you vote, it will be.
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"Please don’t be too nice. Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over their head... You can take the hand away, OK?”
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Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming vntyfr.com/DEH8ALx
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I just moved into a new house and the previous owner left behind their toilet roll. The poor souls couldn’t possibly have imagined at the time what white gold they were leaving behind.
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À mes amis français, bonne chance pour aujourd’hui. Oui, je sais mon Français est vraiment mal - je suis desolete! Aussi, je suis desolete parce que malheuresement non Angleterre pour vous à joue :(
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Congratulations to Prince Harry on his engagement. I met him once, years ago, and his brother who, as I understand, is also one of the head honchos down there.
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I feel a tremendous sadness. I suppose we shouldn’t separate ourselves by arbitrary lines on a map on days like this but I want to tell you that this country and its people has given me so much in the few short weeks I’ve been here and I am just so very sorry. 🇳🇿🖤
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When the country wakes from five more years of this and it’s time for the big “I told you so”, by then, even I won’t want to. Good luck, everyone.
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I was going to ignore my birthday and have it tomorrow instead because England are playing. But between your lovely messages and Germany going out maybe I should have one beer. Hell of a change from my birthday eight years ago! Thanks folks! 😘
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This is so sad. Ray played my Dad in the first thing I ever did on TV. Almost 30 years ago. A proper actor with a fascinating career and I couldn’t have dreamed of a better first experience in this ridiculous industry. RIP Ray x
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Ray Stevenson, the burly British actor who starred as Volstagg in the Thor movies and as the governor in the recent Oscar-winning Indian hit RRR, has died. He was 58 thr.cm/ESjluu4
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