Matt

@Mattch_Almighty

Tweet child o' mine

Brisbane
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2011.

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  1. 3. velj

    Someone in the cubicle next to me is crying. It’s making it really difficult for me to cry in peace

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    7. sij

    NSW RFS Commissioner Shane Fitzsimmons has dismissed Barnaby Joyce's claim that 'green caveats' stopped hazard reduction burns, leading to the bushfire crisis

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    5. sij

    sorry to absolutely everyone but i'm losing my mind

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    An historic moment: Santa and Robert Smith reach an agreement that will allow Goths to celebrate Christmas.

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    22. pro 2019.

    in 1989 the Romanian Revolution was under way which culminated in the XmasDay overthrow &execution of Nicolae Ceausescu &wife Elena. Pictured here during their 1988 visit to Oz. Elena being shoved along from the glassware specials at Coles Variety store Hay St Mall Perth.

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  6. 22. stu 2019.

    Why da fuck would I want a Cybertruck... unless I wanted to let everyone know I was a fuckhead?

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    21. stu 2019.

    Hey I really enjoy your BOSS Coffee. Thanks for bringing it to Australia.

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  8. 21. stu 2019.

    Wait, are you saying the military got it wrong?

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    18. stu 2019.

    Everyone's talking about The Mandalorian. I'm still thinking about my man, DeLorean.

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    A "Now That's What I Call Music" CD cover except it says "Now that's not exactly what i'd call music" Featuring songs like 2005 Honda Accord Car Alarm
A Single Snare Drum Hit (ft. A Lot Of Reverb)
“Boi-oi-oi-oing!”
Literally Just My Neighbors Arguing
Every Black Eyed Peas Song (Played At Once)
A White Person Doing Karaoke Who Forgot How The Rap Verse In Outkast’s “Roses” Goes
My Neighbors Arguing Again
    Also featuring songs like Hummus Sounds (?)
Exposition Dialogue From The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
Seth Rogen (Bass Boosted)
baby_crying_on_airplane.wav
Tinder Notification Sound
(BONUS TRACK)
Dababy (not even rapping, just ordering a sandwich)
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  11. 22. lis 2019.
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  12. 3. ruj 2019.

    I still think the flume ride at Dreamworld is better than the one at Burning Man.

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  13. 19. kol 2019.

    It's Killing EVE, not Killing STEVE

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  14. 24. srp 2019.

    Good luck to the Masterchef judges on their new venture. I'm sure it will be a great success. Just don't leave George in charge of the finances

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  15. 12. lip 2019.

    It's Daisey Cousens, so: no, it's not a serious tweet.

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  16. 18. tra 2019.

    "I'm fucked" in Japanese: the Mainichi Shimbun says「これで私の大統領としての地位は終わりだ」("With this, my status as president is finished"); Asahi Shimbun says「私は終わった。くそっ」("I'm finished. Shit!"). I think the Asahi Shimbun has best captured it.

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  17. 16. tra 2019.

    I don't know about electric vehicles. In fact I'm not even sold on the concept electricity itself. What is it supposed to be, magic fire or some shit? I don't believe it

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    Today, the first ever photograph of a black hole was released to the astrophysical community (right). While the depiction of a black hole made in Super Mario Galaxy (left) 12 years ago does not entirely match up with the real black hole, the similarity is nevertheless remarkable.

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  19. 4. pro 2018.

    I found a huge puddle of mystery fluid on my desk this morning. Thank you Secretion Santa.

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