Matt G

@Matt_Garre121

Minneapolis. MNUFC. Dynamics 365. stand up comedy

Joined July 2010

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  1. 12 hours ago

    Hyundai and Google commercials won the first half.

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  2. Feb 1

    Roger roger strange danger

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  3. Jan 31

    My self care? Getting enough alone time to process my thoughts and relax.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    Not permitting witnesses is not a trial. Republican senators have staged a coup on the American government. This is no longer a republic. Our constitution is no longer honored & we've descended into an authoritarian regime. The people must unite, protest & take our country back.

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  5. Jan 31

    People who talk to themselves are just vocalizing their inner monologue.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    's WING KIT HAS LEAKED!!!!!!

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  7. Jan 28

    No dents as of 3:05pm cst

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  8. Jan 28

    Thing I said the other day "I have a pretty good decision making framework. "

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  9. Jan 28

    Very frequently I ask myself "What is the worst that can happen?" and sometimes the worst is pretty bad and I decide not to do the thing.

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  10. Jan 28

    Last night I went to an open mic comedy night and a 19 yr old blind woman took the stage. Her jokes were good and it was one of the most incredible and courageous things I've ever seen.

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  11. Jan 27

    Of all the enneagram types 6 seems to be the worst. Or at least the the one im most glad I'm not

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  12. Jan 27

    Workplace misogyny is a real issue.

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  13. Jan 27

    Kobe's death is a big deal because it reminds us of the randomness of life. Accidents can happen to anyone. Death happens to everyone.

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  14. Jan 26

    Stay the f off helicopters

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  15. Jan 26

    Woke up. Life rips.

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  16. Retweeted

    It’s the biggest audit in IRS history. Of what has been the largest company in the world. It’s taken over a decade. And it’s still not done. And it’s not going well for the gutted IRS. ’s amazing story:

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  17. Retweeted

    I believe we've finally discovered why Homo sapiens killed off the Neanderthals... HT

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  18. Retweeted

    Blizzard sent me a code for a full Galakronds Awakening Preorder You get lots of goodies -- full PvE content, 35 new cards, and a golden pack! To enter ✅Follow + RT ✅Tag any dev & tell them what you enjoy about the new HS expansion Winner picked in 24 hours!

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    🎉 SHADOWLANDS: EPIC EDITION - GIVEAWAY 🎉 - 120 boost - Everwyrm mount - Toy, pet and illusion - 30 days game time ✅ Follow me ✅ Retweet ✅ Like ✅ Respond to: What are you most looking forward to in the new expansion? 🥰

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  20. Retweeted

    Every single person I know who has taken this quiz has been embarrassed and/or horrified by their results (myself included):

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