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Editor at large, magazine. Co-conspirator, podcast. Co-author (with ) of The Declaration of Independents

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Joined February 2009
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    Mar 2 Brooklyn, NY

    Read all about 's long & never-ending war on free speech:

    332 retweets 280 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    "Former CIA director Hayden will vote third party"

    12 retweets 11 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    Pretty sure I already did.

    Tell me you wouldn't watch the hell out of a 70s cop show where Thurman Munson and Oscar Gamble were partners.
    1 retweet 5 likes
  4. 14 hours ago

    Attn

    There's just not as much terrorism humor in MLB these days.
    1 retweet 11 likes
  5. 14 hours ago

    Do you remember when people at least pretended that Time embodied Important Journalistic Values?

    How your cat could make you mentally ill
    12 retweets 42 likes
  6. 15 hours ago

    Reminder that Ryan Lochte is older than LeBron James.

    471 retweets 656 likes
  7. 15 hours ago

    I will never eat bananas again 😵😖

    If u like Pina Coladas MT@RandyRRQuaid: My summer Vacation starts now pina coladas all around bring your own banana
    8 retweets 17 likes
  8. 15 hours ago

    Fucking autocorrect!

    Married great/weirdo film directors, maybe. The rest of us are pretty core
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  9. 15 hours ago

    Married great/weirdo film directors, maybe. The rest of us are pretty core

    Ok, I'm 55 min into Eye's Wide Shut and all I have gathered is that married people are weird.
    1 retweet 5 likes
  10. 15 hours ago

    Here’s an excerpt from the review of the ’s new biography on the GOP nominee.

    98 retweets 93 likes
  11. 19 hours ago

    I'm taking orders now from strangers who start yelling weird (though funny) insults at me? Yeah, no.

    Tell your fan club of trolls to BACK THE FUCK OFF!
    1 retweet 7 likes
  12. 23 hours ago

    Lowriders for

    17 retweets 25 likes
  13. Aug 20

    At 7 my daughter made a series of hate-portraits of the late David Bowie.

    At 7 my daughter sneered every time Elton John came on the radio.
    12 likes
  14. Aug 20

    There have been...delinquencies, but I'm a responsible adult.

    Delinquent? Is that true, Welch? Are you... delinquent?
    5 likes
  15. Aug 20

    OK

    Stop claiming you are libertarian. You are a delinquent neo liberal freak, NOT a libertarian!
    17 likes
  16. Aug 19

    (Tears stream down face.) cc

    ...always hilarious. This time they send up the
    2 retweets 9 likes
  17. Aug 19

    Tom's gays in the audience, tho...

    0:44
    .​ tops the prelims, 's ​ qualifies 4th for the semifinals.
    7 retweets 25 likes
  18. Aug 19

    I wish I had the ability to view life this way
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  19. Aug 19

    The 1996 Democratic Party platform could have been cut and pasted into the 2016 GOP:

    take a look at Bill Clinton's SOTU remarks in 1995 on illegal immigration, more conservative than republicans now
    38 retweets 34 likes
  20. Aug 19

    Oh, it is, and they will fail. But journalists cover conflict, and there wasn't enough of the stuff on civ liberties

    Is it not the media's job to get that information out of her? How the hell is that pinned on Bernie's supporters?
    1 like
  21. Aug 19

    The only one who could possibly compete with is Oscar Robertson. Unless we're calling a 1.

    What point gaurd do you build your team around
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