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Writer, speaker, father of three, alpaca grooming expert, author of The Unholy Trinity. Contact@TheMattWalshBlog.com

Joined June 2013

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  1. I don't bitch at all. In fact I complain less than anyone has ever complained. Many people say I'm, like, the least complaining person they've ever seen. By the way, I'm a genius. And I can bench 250 pounds. Also I make a great omelet.

  2. I'd do anything but send out a string of frantic tweets calling myself "like, very smart" and a "stable genius."

  3. Darkest Hour > Dunkirk

  4. The first rule of being a stable and intelligent person is that you never actually declare yourself to be a stable and intelligent person

  5. I really liked Darkest Hour but that invented scene on the subway was excruciatingly corny and unbelievable. Movie would have been almost perfect without it.

  6. My wife and I had another heated argument last night about whether Tom Cruise is a good actor. I was on Team Tom, as usual. This issue is threatening to tear our marriage apart.

  7. Jan 5

    How To Lose Your Influence Over Your Child And Turn Him Into An Unthinking Zombie

  8. Jan 5

    That's because they're on their phones 14 hours a day. Hardly an improvement.

  9. Jan 5

    Ok well you've only ruled out the greatest literature ever written

  10. Jan 5

    Good for him. This is one of the most honest pro-aborts in the country. He's simply taken the pro-abortion argument to its logical conclusion. It's evil and deranged, but no more evil or deranged than the mainstream pro-abortion position. At least he's consistent.

  11. Jan 5
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  13. Jan 4

    Worst people, ranked: 4) Klan Members 3) Nazis 2) Serial Killers 1) People Who Don't Put Away Their Shopping Carts

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    Jan 4

    So this needs a thread. Men are not INSECURE. Presenting yourself as a woman and fooling a man into thinking you are a woman makes YOU insecure. You are presenting yourself as something you are not. Because you don't accept yourself.

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  15. Jan 4

    Because I am a humanitarian I have recorded this brief PSA teaching Oregon residents how to pump their own gas without blowing themselves up. You're welcome.

  16. Jan 4

    Meryl Streep gave a standing ovation to a child rapist. She has no room to deliver moral lectures:

  17. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    The 'Back Alley Abortion' Argument Is Insane. There SHOULDN'T Be A 'Safe' Way To Kill A Child:

  18. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Meryl Streep attacks Melania and Ivanka Trump for "silence" on sexual harassment Also Meryl Streep: Gives standing ovation to child rapist, Roman Polanski

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