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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 8

    this is potentially the least valuable item I have ever seen. not even the actual movie

    1 retweet 17 likes
  2. Nov 7

    now more than ever, it's important to remember that Tomorrow is Election. thank you Google

    6 likes
  3. Nov 6

    no way! homework sucks!

    1 like
  4. Nov 3

    "I am the boy king. Look at my crown."

    7 likes
  5. Oct 30

    biggest motivation to make partner at this law firm is that they'll unblur you in their ad.

    12 likes
  6. Oct 27

    The internet does not forgive. The internet does not forget.

    8 likes
  7. Oct 25

    Apply to be a clickhole fellow! Program runs 1/9/17-6/30/17, paid contract. I did it 2 years ago and it's the best!

    7 retweets 26 likes
  8. Oct 20

    The sheer desperation to come up with new ideas is palpable in this list of 'Survivor' season descriptions.

    6 likes
  9. Oct 19

    I hope my neuron that feels sad when I see a pigeon eating a chicken wing is right next to the neuron that remembers what mountains are.

    3 likes
  10. Oct 18

    Cannot wait to vote for Michael Cera's dad on Election Day.

    1 retweet 8 likes
  11. Oct 18

    35 retweets 99 likes
  12. Oct 18

    Must be v. hard to wriggle out of doing a presentation about Thomas Edison if you're a kid who is a direct descendant of Thomas Edison

  13. Oct 14

    When the chyron rises up against its human masters

    64 retweets 144 likes
  14. Oct 14

    Hope NFL coaches remember to keep the handoff in their bag of tricks this Sunday

    5 likes
  15. Oct 12

    Pigeons are the only bird that seem inconvenienced by having the power of flight

    8 likes
  16. Oct 10

    I draw pupils on my sleeping dog's eyebrows so burglars think she's wide awake & on meth.

    622 retweets 1,466 likes
  17. Oct 9

    Wish they would have a celeb ask one of these questions. Think an Emril Lagasse question would really make this thing pop

    6 likes
  18. Oct 9

    Trump likes sneak attacks. At least his foreign policy is consistent with how he interacts with women

    3 likes
  19. Oct 7

    Do YOU want to come write for ? Apply for our writing fellowship here:

    24 retweets 32 likes
  20. Oct 3

    The US passport is like a beautifully drawn graphic novel where all every character says is "Visas." (Even the bear who has the last word.)

    3,051 retweets 6,383 likes

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