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I write comedy, occasionally date your aunt, and take photos of liquor stores which you can purchase on my website.

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    Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 14 Dec 2017

    Matt Oswalt Retweeted The Hill

    "What's that? A sexual predator in the White House? I shall stay and fight." "What's that? A pedophile running for Senate? I shall stay fight." "What's that? Black people voting in record numbers? Fuck it, I'm out."https://twitter.com/thehill/status/941432386620882946 …

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    The HillVerified account @thehill
    Ryan may retire after 2018 elections: report http://hill.cm/Tm7QqaG  pic.twitter.com/JMn0OfGR2T
    3:05 PM - 14 Dec 2017
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    207 replies 2,408 retweets 15,085 likes
      1. Tim James MMXX‏ @TimJamesAuthor 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        It's really tearing him up that he did all that sabotage and might miss the looting.

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      1. nygrlnla‏ @nygrlnla 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        "What's that? I'm on the list of sexual harassers, damn it, excuse me darn it, I'm out"

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      1. Elizabeth says no more malarky‏ @eliz_avery 14 Dec 2017
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        Somebody is going to dish up some allegations about him ... I hope!!!

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      1. Tanya Reeve‏ @Tanya_R_Steele 14 Dec 2017
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        ~His bidet broke. A man can only tolerate so much.

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      1. Brendan‏ @THEKILLABEE24 14 Dec 2017
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        Lol, the ultimate taking his ball and going home. What a wuss. "You can't technically LOSE an election of you quit BEFORE the election."

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      1. Rob Ripley‏ @rbripley 14 Dec 2017
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        Or perhaps something’s just crested the horizon and is slowly gaining momentum as it bears down on him?

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      1. TrumpOrg=Crime Syndicate. Lock Them Up‏ @TerriIsSickOfU 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA @BeboppJem

        Yup. The lights have been flipped on, cockroaches scramble to loot & pillage before a grand exit.

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      2. Twowackykids‏ @twowackykids 14 Dec 2017
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        It’s just that every time I think of him, I think of this picture and of how much of a douche he is.pic.twitter.com/PQORNnHGmr

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      1. tara beach‏ @tarabeach123 14 Dec 2017
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