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I write comedy, occasionally date your aunt, and take photos of liquor stores which you can purchase on my website.

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    Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 11 May 2020

    he's right, a pandemic resulting in millions of people with short attention spans stuck at home all day bored and desperate to be entertained was EXACTLY the scenario Quibi didn't want https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/11/business/media/jeffrey-katzenberg-quibi-coronavirus.html?smid=tw-share …

    5:53 pm - 11 May 2020
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      1.  🇺🇦 Mónica shuns Putin and his supporters  🇺🇦‏ @Moniorti 11 May 2020
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Krysz‏ @edwood_k 11 May 2020
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        Man, singlehandedly bringing irony back.

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      2. Proudly “over-educated”‏ @dbkimbro 11 May 2020
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        LOL. Quibi was stuffed down my throat for weeks, but nary an ad explained what Quibi WAS.

        3 replies . 1 retweet 105 likes
      3. James Moniz‏ @dancinaintfking 11 May 2020
        Replying to @dbkimbro @MattOswaltVA

        Also, Quibi means Quick Bites. The first ad I thought it was like microwaveable desserts. The second ad, I was like, ok it’s an app...a timer? With a video to time u?

        1 reply . 1 retweet 44 likes
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      1. alexis suitcase‏ @agent7g 11 May 2020
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        Well when you say it like that

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      2. Incompent Beneficiary of Nepotism‏ @WallySierk 11 May 2020
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        Incompent Beneficiary of Nepotism Retweeted Zach Raffio

        I think the fact that this was the quality of writing on the shows on quibi had more to do with it failure. https://twitter.com/zachraffio/status/1250273191810875392?s=21 …https://twitter.com/zachraffio/status/1250273191810875392 …

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        Losing my fucking MIND at this Quibi show where actual Emmy winner Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman obsessed with her golden arm pic.twitter.com/rSfqCv75SG
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      2. Adam Rifkin  🐼 🌻‏Verified account @ifindkarma 11 May 2020
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA @VicBergerIV

        Netflix stock hit an all-time high today, and Netflix will soon be worth more than Disney.

        4 replies . 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Laura Apollo‏ @lauraapollo 11 May 2020
        Replying to @ifindkarma @MattOswaltVA @VicBergerIV

        Markets, how do they work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🦋pic.twitter.com/v8RDLBleo6

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      2. Jeffrey Graebner‏ @Bigbeaks 11 May 2020
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        But you also have to consider that during a financial crisis, people probably wouldn't want an entertainment service offering a 3 month free trial.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 76 likes
      3. Tony McNally - EquityForAll  ✊🏾 - (he/him)‏ @aprm718 12 May 2020
        Replying to @Bigbeaks @MattOswaltVA

        3 months is longer than most Free Trials, and it's easy to cancel (and avoid the charge) and keep watching until the end of the trial.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
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