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Matt Oswalt
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I write comedy, occasionally date your aunt, and take photos of liquor stores which you can purchase on my website.

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Joined February 2011

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    Matt Oswalt‏Verified account @MattOswaltVA 30 Dec 2018

    my 2019 resolution is to get Ray Liotta to start smoking again

    6:27 PM - 30 Dec 2018
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      1. shannon‏ @s_oehler 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        the Chantix is too strong

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      2. Jonboylarz‏ @jonboylarz 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        I wish he had a real face still.

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Infinite Justin(night arrows)‏ @JustinSharpley 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @jonboylarz @MattOswaltVA

        although I assume his staccato style of speaking is a direct result of the terrible face lift, and I kind of like that part of it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. carb specialist‏ @espresso_pasta 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        Maybe get some eye liner tips too

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      1. Paul Blawat‏ @pblawat 30 Dec 2018
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      1. Oliver Dixon‏ @DixonOdzilla 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        Will he smoke in slow motion, the way he does everything in the commercial?

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      2. lawrence bader‏ @lawrencebader1 30 Dec 2018
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      3. Gloria M Kelly‏ @GloriaMKelly2 31 Dec 2018
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        Nice

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      1. John Lurie‏Verified account @lurie_john 30 Dec 2018
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        hero!

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      1. Evan‏ @therulingglass 30 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MattOswaltVA

        I'd rather smoke than eat egg noodles with ketchup.

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