5) Kellyanne Conway after two martinis during a screening of "First Wives Club" on VHS
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Or worse, someone ELSE cut off the crusts for him
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Anyone with a pulse at the White House?
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5) When Mother finds out you were in a room with another woman unsupervised
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Wait, Ambien and vodka aren’t a good mix?
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Bravo. You win man.
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John Barron
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