Matt Mayer

@MattMattMayer

Director at Funny Or Die. Doer of stuff at UCB. Member of Whale Thief, producers of Movie Cram. I'm nicer than I look, which is very nice.

Los Angeles, CA
mattmattmayer.com
Joined June 2009
44 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @MattMattMayer

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @MattMattMayer

  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 10

    Call me a pessimist, but he's gonna get away with everything and we are all gonna die.

    1 reply 16 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    37 Things That Make You Realize "Well Shit, That's Not Enough Things" So Here's 17 More For A Total 54 Things

    3 retweets 12 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    jesus is real and he is black

    2,376 replies 172,344 retweets 311,624 likes
  4. Jun 5

    Participate in a current-day debate:

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Season 4: August 23rd!

    season fuckin' 4. word 2 the wise-- move to a space safe for screaming b4 watching.
    47 replies 531 retweets 2,408 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    season fuckin' 4. word 2 the wise-- move to a space safe for screaming b4 watching.

    196 replies 2,173 retweets 4,962 likes
  7. Jun 2

    Excited to overreact to whatever's next.

    1 reply 3 likes
  8. Jun 1

    I believe in the free market! Also I will use policy to kill the emerging clean energy industry in favor of the dying fossil fuel industry!

    3 likes
  9. Jun 1

    He steps up to the podium. TRUMP: "Coal." Walks off.

    1 like
  10. Jun 1

    Show me the people who want us to pull out of the Paris Accord. Who wants this? Seriously. Who are you? Why?

  11. Jun 1

    Praying for fake news.

    1 like
  12. Jun 1

    I have famous friends that I am proud of.

    1 like
  13. Retweeted
    May 31

    is a state of mind.

    29 replies 591 retweets 1,273 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 31

    don't even talk to me until i've had my covfefe

    19 replies 246 retweets 873 likes
  15. May 31

    Sadly, Covfefe went the way of Ello and Peach.

    1 like
  16. May 31

    Wonder if all those kids out there drinking Red Bull will ever grow up and start drinking Covfefe.

    1 like
  17. May 30

    I would, but I spent my last covfefe on a covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe.

    1 like
  18. May 30

    Just found out the accent is on the SECOND "-fe". So stupid.

    2 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 30

    Want to feel old? covfefe was forty minutes ago.

    2 replies 30 retweets 157 likes
  20. May 30

    My "In Case You Missed It" section has ZERO covfefe tweets. Twitter, you don't know SHIT about me.

    7 likes
  21. May 30

    I cannot believe they cast a beautiful white woman in the role of Covfefe.

    3 likes

@MattMattMayer hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·