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  1. 10 hours ago

    Washington Post fact checkers are on point folks

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  2. 12 hours ago

    This is a worthy question for everyone to ponder this weekend

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    19 hours ago

    When he joins , he can be “Senior Punctuality Correspondent”

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  4. 15 hours ago

    Text me for my address gents - I'll even roll it for you before I write it up after!

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  8. 19 hours ago

    “The one thing you’ve got when you come into this place is your credibility, and once you lose it, it’s gone and it’s gone forever. He’s lost it,” Republican Congressman Mike Simpson tells me of Trump. Piece up on ⁦

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    Jan 3
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    I DON'T SEE ANY STAR WARS ORIGINAL VHS COPIES ON THIS DESK!!

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  10. Jan 4
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    Jan 3
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    Gonna be weird when someone swears on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 16 years.

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    Jan 3
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    Waiting for someone to swear an oath using Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot"... 🌍

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    Jan 3
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    I never even heard of him but he seems douchey.

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    Jan 3
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    My recent experience is Laslo isn't trustworthy

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  15. Jan 4
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    Jan 3

    As a country built on religious freedom, this is EXACTLY as it should be

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    I’m a lifelong proud Christian and can I just say, that’s the most beautiful sight I’ve seen in a while.

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  18. Jan 3

    Sorry all it’s Veda cc:

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    Jan 3

    Just now decided to become a US Congressman so that I can be the first one sworn in on an Beats Pill XL playing "Supermodels Don't Drink Colt .45."

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  20. Jan 3

    Times have changed at the Capitol: Some of the holy books for new member’s swearing ins, including a Quran, Buddhist Sutra and Hindu Vera (and two Constitutions for the atheists)

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