Matthew Handrahan

@MattHandrahan

Journalist, Critic, Man of Leisure

London
Joined November 2010

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  2. At what point did 'selling stuff' become 'delvering experiences'?

  3. Webinar... There, I said it

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    My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.

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    A rare photo of Vladimir Putin from when he worked as an informant for Starsky and Hutch.

  6. Happy to see Sony's catching the same crticism for SFV exclusivity that Microsoft did for Tomb Raider.... Oh

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    When Dylan Thomas died, he was working on an opera with Stravinsky about a post-nuclear holocaust alien invasions.

  8. Sweet Moses, Roy Keane's beard is remarkable

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    "Oh, Marty, here's yer cor keys. Yer aww waxed up, ready for thenight." - "Shut it, Biff! Afore ah knock ye oot..."

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    I’d socialize more but it gets in the way of staying at home and doing what I want.

  11. Fundamentally infuriating, but that's one hell of a closing paragraph -

  12. Football managers need to play more FIFA. I could have told you to buy Dusan Tadic in 2012.

  13. Turns out hearing the full length version of Free Bird in an empty coffee shop at 6am is an adequate cure for jet-lag. Kudos Seattle

  14. Woke up this morning with a wine stain on my child chest. I didn't drink wine last night. Theories?

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    bad: you need to fart at a meeting worse: you fart and it sounds like like the c word worst: bruce willis was dead all along

  16. Matthew Handrahan followed , , and 10 others
    • @JeffGrubb

      I believe that other people should have the privilege I've had: To be a piece of shit while getting hundreds of chances to prove maybe one day I won't be.

    • @holonfronch

      3D asset slave at , working on GRAND VALUES: Monaco. Social justice feminazi. I write about the vidya sometimes.

  17. Wh(insert suffix) (popular thing) can (verb) about (topical thing)

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    Saturn is capped by a hexagon-shaped hurricane that is four times the size of the Earth

  19. That new film about those unlikely heroes saving stuff from that thing sure was a breath of fresh air

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